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Alex Jones: Northam Is Actually Elmer Fudd

RICHMOND, Va. — Stressing that there was irrefutable evidence to support his claim, InfoWars host Alex Jones revealed yesterday his belief Governor Ralph Northam leads a double life as Elmer Fudd.

In a 15 minute segment on his InfoWars live show yesterday, Jones laid out his theory that Northam was actually born Elmer Julius Fudd in 1940 and lived a life of fame hunting “wascally wabbits.”

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Jones argued that Fudd was forced underground in 1989 after he being framed for the murders of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

“Elmer Fudd is an honorable man who lived a good life until those globalist cucks at PETA orchestrated a false flag operation to turn you against meat,” Jones said in his report, adding that both Bugs and Daffy were still alive and involved in the conspiracy.

”Wake up people. There have been numerous sightings of Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck after 1989. Did you ever see Space Jam?” Jones said.

As further evidence, Jones cites Northam’s “aw-shucks” demeanor, interest in hunting, and the fact that Northam once referred to Dave Brat as “Dave Bwat” during an interview.

“Without meat-based proteins, you become weak,” Jones continued. “Vegetarians are weak. Nobody can argue with that. And in your weakened state, the evil bastards at PETA will reveal their true nature as goblins who will poison our water with mercury giving our children Autism. As you attempt to care for your Autistic children, these goblins will feed on your ass! And then they will take over the world.”

Jones asserted Northam’s double life is a defense strategy meant to convince PETA he is their ally, which will allow him to work from the inside to destroy the organization. Jones ended his diatribe with an appeal to listeners to not become globalist slaves by purchasing a bottle of his “Goblin Anal Shield” ointment.

“I love the Second Amendment, but your guns won’t protect you from the goblin horde. Keep these New World Order PETA goblins out of your anus and you will survive,” Jones urged, adding that the InfoWars products provided protection from the vegan enemies.

“Buy Goblin Anal Shield. This non-GMO product uses pure leucocytes, refined plasmas, and organic shiitake mushrooms to buffer your bum from the goblin onslaught. Available today in the InfoWars store.”

In written statement, Northam responded to Jones’ allegations with “Da fuck did he say?”

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