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Shyndigz Decides to Make Cakes 10 Times Gayer in Light of SCOTUS Decision

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the Supreme Court’s recent decision that ruled in favor of a baker who refused to make a wedding cake for a gay couple, popular dessert café Shyndigz revealed plans to make all of their cakes and pies 10 times gayer. “We can’t wait to make our menu slay with some rich, flamboyant additions,” head baker Deborah Wilkins announced in a Facebook post. She elaborated on the improvements that will make the desserts fabulously queer: “We plan on using rainbow dye in all of our vanilla cakes, we’ve added Harvey Milkshakes to the menu, we’ve renamed the key lime pie to ‘kiki lime pie,’ and the Crispy Queen will now have a permanent spot on our menu as the ‘Yas Kween.’” Wilkins also stated that the music played in the restaurant will be the full discographies of Pet Shop Boys, David Bowie, and Lady Gaga on loop.

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