Virginia Conspiracy Theorist Upset That Alex Jones May Never Reveal Terry McAuliffe as Lizard Man

LYNCHBURG, Va. — Fully convinced that state Democrats are secretly working with YouTube, Facebook, and Apple to silence the truth, area conspiracy theorist Nicholas Miller expressed outrage on his blog today that Alex Jones may never reveal former Gov. Terry McAuliffe as a lizard man. Nicknaming him “McLizard,” Miller claims that the end goal is for the Democrats to make a lizard person president of the United States.

“It’s all part of a liberal cover-up to eventually get a lizard person in the White House, and I’d bet my bottom dollar that Alex was working on it when Cuckerberg and his cronies stepped in,” Miller said, concluding that the Democrats’ ultimate intentions were to use McAuliffe’s feared power to transform America into a socialist, anti-gun, God-hating nation. “Just look at the bone structure around McLizard’s face and eyes. It’s so obvious that the Dems colluded with the social media sheeple to silence the one man who was going to uncover it all.”

Miller went on to rant about other possible Virginia conspiracy theories that may never get the attention they deserve, including an alien cover-up at Elko Tract near Richmond and the existence of a Mothman in Shenandoah National Park.

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