RICHMOND, Va. — After fielding repeated inquiries from the city’s residents, Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney officially responded in a statement this morning that he did not celebrate 4/20, an unofficial holiday for marijuana smokers. “I’ve been getting asked this consistently over the past couple of days so let’s settle this once and for all: I did not celebrate the stoner holiday,” a visibly exasperated Stoney announced while scrolling through his Facebook feed on his laptop. “Here’s another one, a post on the Facebook page: ‘Yo Stoney! How much you blaze last Thursday? Make it a holiday and shut the city down! WOO?!! – Jammy.’ I’m busy trying to improve this city. Let’s focus on that,” Stoney said. The mayor ended the impromptu conference by slamming his laptop shut in frustration after reading a post asking “Yo Stoney, you trying to buy?”
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