The River City Real Estate Review
By David C. Wingfield
Welcome to the River City Real Estate review! Here’s where we fill you in on the latest happenings in the world of RVA real estate.
News & Happenings
Richard Jenkins of Midlothian Realty is pleased to announce the birth of his son, Glengarry Glen Ross Jenkins. He would also like to announce that his seminar “Sell Me This Pen” scheduled for next Friday will be held on Zoom. Free pens to be provided.
Tom Luckovitch of Keepin It Realty has figured out how to change the ink in the office printer. “It wasn’t as hard as I thought it’d be,” said Luckovitch.
In an effort to save time, realtors tend to use abbreviations used in their listings. It can, however, become a bit confusing. Here’s a handy guide to some of the most used abbreviations, and what they stand for.
OBO : Only Bring Ones
FSBO: Facebook Sale, Buy Online
YOLO: Yard Only Looks Obsolete
HOA: Hundreds Of Amendments
MBA: Mighty Big Adjustment
OLD: Outside Looks Decrepit
CLDSC: Conveniently Located Democratic Street Circle
SFH: So F@#*+% Happy
MFH: Happier than that
FU: Respectfully Decline
NDN: Neighbor From Mumbai
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