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Opossum Not Hit by Car on Route 29, Signaling Six More Weeks of Unpredictable Weather

ALTAVISTA, Va. — Al the Altavista Opossum, Virginia’s own marsupial meteorologist, did not die on the side of the Route 29 today, meaning that Virginians can look forward to six more weeks of completely unpredictable weather.

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While many know of Punxsutawney Phil, the famous Pennsylvania weather predicting groundhog, few are aware of Virginia’s own storied history of animal meteorologists. For more than 90 years, Altavista residents have been looking to Al the Altavista Opossum to help them predict the upcoming weather. According to local legend, in 1922 a series of Model Ts ran over an opossum. That same year the Knickerbocker storm hit, dumping 28 inches of snow in Washington and 19 inches in Richmond. Now every year, local residents look to Al to determine if they will have good weather for planting crops in the spring.

Pennsylvania’s tradition is filled with the pomp and circumstance of food, music, and men in top hats delivering speeches. Virginia’s is far more simple: each February 2, Al attempts to cross Route 29 outside of Altavista. If a man wearing a Carhartt jacket doesn’t hit Al with his Ford F-250, Virginia will continue to experience completely unpredictable weather.

Al was not run over this morning, and according to Henry Beckler, Al’s official owner, it was a remarkably close call.

“He started off slow, like he always does,” Beckler said after the opossum’s ceremonial crossing of Wards Road in Altavista. “He got about halfway across a lane before ol’ Billy Russell came speeding down in his Ford pickup. But Billy slammed on the brakes before he could have sent Al to his grave.”

Despite the close encounter, Al successfully completed the crossing, thus prophesying another six weeks of a winter that may or may not involve bone-chilling cold, moderately warm temperatures, consecutive days of rain, Instagram-worthy snowfall, or all of the above.

“Come to think of it, it’s a good thing he didn’t become roadkill,” Beckler added. “Otherwise, we’d have to get yet another opossum to be our beloved Al.”

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