Articles by Anderson Tilley

Dominion Defends Controversial Decision to Bulldoze Entire Appalachian Mountain Range

RICHMOND, Va. — Claiming the decision was made with the best intentions, Dominion Energy is standing by their controversial commitment to completely destroy the Appalachian Mountain range. According to Dominion spokesperson Richard Deanders, the [read more ... ]

Richmond City Donates 7,000 Apples to Local Teachers in Lieu of Increasing Education Budget

RICHMOND, Va. —Thanks to an innovative partnership with Carter Mountain Orchard, Publix, J. Sargeant Reynolds Community College, Apple Inc., and several community leaders, Richmond Public Schools (RPS) announced plans to donate 7,000 apples to [read more ... ]

GMU Freshman with 500+ Connections on LinkedIn Thinks He’s Some Kind of Big Shot

FAIRFAX, Va — In a probably unprecedented turn of events, GMU freshman Austin Wilson revealed today that he has hit over 500 connections on his LinkedIn profile. “I got 500 plus connections on LinkedIn,” Wilson yelled, gleefully yet [read more ... ]

Man Hospitalized for Sodium Overdose, Doctors Cite Salt Life

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — At approximately 3 a.m. Saturday Virginia Beach tourist and Fredericksburg native Doug Abernathy was rushed to a local hospital in critical condition. RELATED (article continued below): Virginia Beach Pleads to Beachgoers: [read more ... ]

Starving VCU Student Prepares To Attend 8th Music Festival Of The Year

RICHMOND — As indicated by a recent Facebook post, Virginia Commonwealth University (VCU) student Sarah Rodell is looking forward to attending the upcoming Wazabash Music & Arts Festival held in Luray this month. This will mark the eighth [read more ... ]

Virginia Beach Pleads to Beachgoers: “Stop and Visit on Your Way to the Outer Banks!”

VIRGINIA BEACH — In a move aimed at boosting local tourism and the economy, officials from the Tidewater Tourism Board (TTB) have issued a statement begging travelers and beachgoers to stop and visit Virginia Beach for once on your way to [read more ... ]

Taxpayer Angry He Has to Pay a Whole $3 to Use a Virginia State Park

JAMES CITY COUNTY, Va. —Thinking that the fee must surely be some sort of mistake, a Mechanicsville man was shocked to discover that he would have to pay to enter York River State Park. “$3? $3?” Richard Marsh, a proud owner of Don’t Tread [read more ... ]

“Stranger Things” Creators Discover the Upside Down Is Actually Hopewell

HOPEWELL, Va. — During a cross-country trip to various comic-cons to promote the second season of the hit Netflix show “Stranger Things,” creators Matt and Ross Duffer were stunned to discover that the Upside Down actually exists in the town [read more ... ]

Chesterfield Man Celebrates Fourth of July by Breaking Multiple Different US Flag Codes

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Chesterfield resident and self-described patriot Phil Henderson has begun his Fourth of July festivities as he does every year, by disrespecting and desecrating the flag of the United States in new and exciting ways. RELATED [read more ... ]