Articles by Anderson Tilley

Virginia DMV Adopts New Slogan “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here”

RICHMOND, Va. — The Virginia Department Of Motor Vehicles (DMV) has officially adopted the phrase “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here” as their new slogan with the overall goal of improving customer satisfaction ratings. The new motto [read more ... ]

Joe Morrissey Signs Up For Tinder

RICHMOND, Va. — In a strategic attempt to win more votes from the 18-29 year old demographic, Richmond mayoral candidate Joe Morrissey has reportedly created an account on the popular social media app Tinder. The move comes in response to the [read more ... ]

Trump Relaxes In Locker Room, Calls Friends, After Debate

ST. LOUIS, Mo. — After surviving another round of questions aimed at his controversial statements & actions, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump returned to his locker room after the debate to cool down and relax. Trump, who has [read more ... ]

Virginia Suffers Severe Flooding As God Collectively Answers All Prayers To End Drought

KILMARNOCK, Va. — Many parts of the Northern Neck, Hampton Roads area, and the Piedmont region continue to battle localized flooding thanks to the actions of God, who had recently acted in response to numerous prayers by bringing massive [read more ... ]

Editorial: “Richmond Is A One Horse Town, And His Name Is Murderin’ Cobb”

Op/Ed – My family has been in central Virginia for decades. My father, Pavel Nekrasov, immigrated from St. Petersburg, Russia in the wake of the October Revolution. They bought a tract of land in neighboring Chesterfield County and [read more ... ]