Articles by Jenna Carley

Sims-Themed Bar Shuts Down After Customers Stay for Seven Hours and Only Buy One Beer

RICHMOND, Va. — Citing a lack of revenue from patrons who spent all of their time fixated on their fantasy worlds, a Sims-themed bar closed its doors this week after only two months of operation. RELATED (article continued below): Help us continue [read more ... ]

Richmond Man Makes Fortune After Discovering Untapped Beard Oil Deposit

RICHMOND, Va. — A local man got the surprise of his life Thursday evening after discovering one of Richmond’s few remaining untapped beard oil deposits under the floor of his Fan apartment. RELATED (article continued below): VCU Now Requiring [read more ... ]

Local Monument Vandal Currently Taking Requests

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to bring diversity and creativity to the traditional practice of defacing Confederate monuments, Carytown resident Jimmy Lakash announced today that he is currently taking requests for upcoming acts of vandalism. [read more ... ]

Justin Bieber to Join the Joel Bieber Law Firm

RICHMOND, Va. — The Joel Bieber Firm announced today that the newest member of his legal team will be none other than pop music star Justin Bieber. RELATED (article continued below): Joe Morrissey Hired as President Trump’s New [read more ... ]

Manassas Resident Really Stretching Definition of D.C. Area

MANASSAS, Va. — Emphasizing that his hometown lies only a few minutes away from the nation’s capitol, Manassas resident Jacob Rich is really stretching the definition of the D.C. area, sources confirmed Sunday. Rich was recently seen in a [read more ... ]

Northam Signs Bill Raising Minimum Smoking Age to 21, Maximum Blackface Age to 59

RICHMOND, Va. — At a public ceremony on Thursday, Virginia Governor Ralph Northam signed into law a bill raising the minimum smoking age in the Commonwealth to 21. However, in a last minute addition with no clear bearing on the law, Northam also [read more ... ]

Franco’s Gearing Up for Sale of Russian Ties

RICHMOND, Va. — Franco’s, the high-end men’s clothing store located in Lakeside, is taking advantage of recent events by offering a promotion on ties that have been manufactured in Russia. While some may question the motives behind the sale [read more ... ]

“It’s so Awesome That There’s Another Brewery Coming to Scott’s Addition!” Says Area Chad

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that the addition of another brewery is just what the neighborhood needed, Fan resident Chad Spantiker exclaimed that it’s really awesome that Starr Hill is opening a new location with a rooftop bar in Scott’s [read more ... ]

Chanello’s to Offer Prix Fixe Dinner for One on Valentine’s Day

RICHMOND, Va. — Richmond singles can rejoice as Chanello’s Pizza has announced it is offering a special prix fixe dinner for one this Valentine’s Day. RELATED (article continued below): Man to Stay at Party After Hearing Rumors of Chanello’s [read more ... ]