Articles by Jenna Carley

Man Rages Inside Dollar Tree; Total Damage Amounts To $52

RICHMOND, Va. – A quiet afternoon in downtown Richmond yesterday turned tragic when a man left a path of destruction in a local Dollar Tree store costing approximately $52 in damages. Rex MacDrunke, 32, has been arrested for entering the [read more ... ]

Instagram Photo of Flight of Beer Wins Best Picture of Virginia Award

WAYNESBORO, Va. — Following a very tough competition involving artistic photographs taken all over the state, the Richmond Times-Dispatch announced today the winner of the 2017 Best Overall Virginia Photograph is a picture of a craft beer flight [read more ... ]

Bartender Nearing Last Call Can’t Wait to Hear Your Super Original Cover of “Closing Time” at Karaoke

NORFOLK, Va. — Nearing the end of a stressful night, Brian Nasteff, a bartender at popular downtown restaurant and karaoke spot Sully’s Pub, can’t wait to hear your unique and inventive cover of “Closing Time,” sources confirmed Friday. [read more ... ]

Manassas Resident Really Stretching Definition of D.C. Area

MANASSAS, Va. — Emphasizing that his hometown lies only a few minutes away from the nation’s capitol, Manassas resident Jacob Rich is really stretching the definition of the D.C. area, sources confirmed Sunday. Rich was recently seen in a [read more ... ]

Staples Mill Amtrak Snack Bar Now Taking Reservations for Christmas Dinner

RICHMOND, Va. — Just in time for the holiday season, Amtrak customers can now make reservations at the Staples Mill Road Station’s snack bar for Christmas dinner, officials announced Saturday. RELATED (article continued below): Super Original [read more ... ]

Justin Bieber to Join the Joel Bieber Law Firm

RICHMOND, Va. — The Joel Bieber Firm announced today that the newest member of his legal team will be none other than pop music star Justin Bieber. RELATED (article continued below): Joe Morrissey Hired as President Trump’s New [read more ... ]

Local Speakeasy Patron Suspects Bartender Has Made up at Least Half of Ingredients Listed in Cocktail

RICHMOND, Va. — After hearing about the squid ink demerara and the lavender sponge that supposedly went into her drink, local speakeasy patron Becky Hilliard began to suspect that the bartender was making up at least half of the ingredients in her [read more ... ]

New App Scrubs Tinder Pictures of Men Fishing, Women Shooting

ARLINGTON, Va. — In an attempt to alleviate a common issue with Tinder profiles, the developers behind the popular dating app have created a new expansion that helps eliminate the large numbers of photos showing men fishing and women shooting [read more ... ]

“Who’s Running in This Bitch Again?” Asks Shitfaced Terry McAuliffe in Voting Line on Election Day

RICHMOND, Va. — Reeking of various craft beers, a heavily intoxicated former Gov. Terry McAuliffe loudly yelled for someone to tell him who was running in the election, sources confirmed Tuesday. According to accounts, the former governor arrived [read more ... ]