Articles by The Peedmont Staff

Netflix Confirms Squid Game Was Inspired by Demand at Hardywood Gingerbread Stout Release Parties

LOS GATOS, Ca. — Noting the common theme of desperation amongst people seeking a grand prize, Netflix executives say that the highly-acclaimed Korean series “Squid Game” was largely influenced by the demand seen at release parties for [read more ... ]

McAuliffe Campaign Promises To Make Happy Hour Last 25 Hours A Day In Move To Secure Youth Vote

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Youngkin Vows To Discover Personal Liberties You Had No Idea Were Being Threatened

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Staunton Man Claims It’s His Constitutional Right to Contract COVID-19

STAUNTON, Va. — Confident in his knowledge of the Constitution of the United States of America after a quick skim, Rodney Walton of Staunton man has filed suit against the Commonwealth of Virginia claiming it’s his constitutional right to [read more ... ]

Virginiaisforlovers.com Goes Down for a Day, No One Notices

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Report: That F-150 on I-95 Will Never Let You Merge

WOODBRIDGE, Va. — As indicated by his complete unwillingness to give you some space to switch lanes, the red Ford F-150 traveling on I-95 will never let you merge over to the middle lane, sources confirmed Wednesday. “This guy has been [read more ... ]

Removal of Lee Monument Causes Flash Flooding From Endless Tears of Confederate Apologists

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Joe Morrrissey Volunteers As Bus Driver Amidst Labor Shortage

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Op-ed: With Robert. E Lee Gone, How Will I Remember the Time He Defeated Napoleon at Constantinople?

In today’s age of politically correct culture, the far left has called for the removal of Confederate monuments that have graced our beautiful city for generations. It appears the next casualty of their wokeness is Robert E. Lee, and I have to [read more ... ]