Articles by The Peedmont Staff

Man Strapped With Guns Physically Can’t Make Walk up 9th Street

RICHMOND, Va. — Huffing and puffing with all of his might, gun rights advocate John Borshman tried to attend Monday’s rally but was unable to make the hike up 9th street due to the weight of the multitude of firearms he was carrying, sources [read more ... ]

Gun Group Mistakenly Shows up at Capital One Café

RICHMOND, Va. — Expressing some confusion as they walked into the coffee shop and bank situated in the heart of Carytown, a visiting gun group mistakenly showed up to Capital One Café for today’s gun rally instead of the State Capitol, [read more ... ]

Parallel Parking Nearly Thwarts Capitol Square Gun Rights Rally

RICHMOND, Va. — A massive demonstration by gun rights advocates at Capitol Square on Monday was nearly over before it began when thousands of participants found themselves incapable of parallel parking successfully. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Virginia County Says “Fauquier Gun Rights” and “Fauquier Second Amendment”

WARRENTON, Va. — While some Virginia towns are becoming sanctuary cities for gun rights, Fauquier County is taking things one step further by trademarking the phrases “Fauquier Gun Rights” and “Fauquier Second Amendment.” County [read more ... ]

Richmond Fuckboi Excited to Meet, Harass a New Set of Targets at Women’s March

WASHINGTON — For the third year in a row, Richmond area fuckboi Logan Hill is reportedly excited to travel to Washington, D.C., this weekend, where he is expected to try to pick up as many hot chicks as possible at this Saturday’s Women’s [read more ... ]

Main Street China Dragon Declares Itself Richmond Chinatown

RICHMOND, Va. — Determined to plant a seed of Chinese culture in the midtown area of the city, China Dragon owner Jing Li declared her restaurant the official Richmond Chinatown, sources confirmed Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): VCU [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Disappointed Right to Bear Arms Not Included in Equal Rights Amendment

RICHMOND, Va. — Calling it a “grievous omission” and “a clear dismissal of the fundamental differences between genders,” Sen. Amanda Chase (R-11) decried the proposed language of the Equal Rights Amendment (ERA) for making no mention of [read more ... ]

Fan Resident Dies of Dysentery During Journey to Wegmans

MIDLOTHIAN, Va. — On Wednesday, five roommates embarked from their home in the Fan to Wegmans in the heart of Midlothian. The team started the journey with optimistic anticipation of what the destination had to offer. “We heard Wegmans was a [read more ... ]

Liberty University Announces Plans to be Carbon Ultra-Positive by Mid-2020

LYNCHBURG, Va. — Liberty University’s president Jerry Falwell, Jr., yesterday announced a new initiative called “Carbo Diem” that would make Liberty a certified Carbon Ultra-Positive Facility by June 2020. The certification—provided in a [read more ... ]