Articles by The Peedmont Staff

Empowered by Leaked Roe v. Wade Reversal, Virginia Flaggers Petition To Have Civil War Overturned

Nine Virginians Successfully Mandate Virginia Beach as Sole Vacation Spot Despite Majority of Virginians Preferring More Choices

RICHMOND, Va. — Despite the majority of the people desiring the exact opposite, a group of nine Virginians will mandate Virginia Beach as the commonwealth’s only vacation spot, sources confirmed Friday. “We feel it best for the [read more ... ]

Virginia Favors Pulling Out for the First Time Since 1861

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Starbucks Warns Other Locations Attempting to Unionize About the Dangers of Earning More Money

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the successful union votes of five locations across the Richmond area, Starbucks issued warnings to other stores regarding the dangers of higher wages, sources confirmed Tuesday. “We firmly advise that our valued [read more ... ]

Shitfaced Terry McAuliffe Stage Dives Into Audience at Unity Fest Rally

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EPA Discovers Nutzy’s Love Nest on Mayo Island

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Liberty University To Begin Selling Communion Wine at Sporting Events

LYNCHBURG, Va. — In an effort to make sporting events more fun yet spiritual, Liberty University (LU) will begin selling communion wine at all home sporting events starting later this year, the university announced Friday. Through a partnership [read more ... ]