Articles by The Peedmont Staff

Amanda Chase Apologizes in Advance for Next Horrible Words and Deeds

RICHMOND, Va. — Claiming that her campaign schedule is becoming more demanding by the day, Virginia Sen. Amanda Chase (R-Chesterfield) gave a heartfelt preemptive apology for the unconscionable things she will undoubtedly say or do in the coming [read more ... ]

PBR Tall Boy Price Soars to $3 In Light of RVA Gentrification

RICHMOND, Va. — Local residents have begun to feel the negative effects of Richmond’s newfound gentrification efforts as Pabst Blue Ribbon prices have soared in recent weeks. Citing increased spending power among newer residents of the city as [read more ... ]

J.E.B. Stuart Statue Tired of Other Monuments Getting All the Attention, Spray-Paint

RICHMOND, Va. — The J.E.B. Stuart statue on Monument Avenue held a press conference today to complain about how the other Confederate monuments in Richmond get all the attention and protestors. James Ewell Brown Stuart, better known as “Jeb,” [read more ... ]

‘Bring Your Dog to Fireworks Night’ at The Diamond Ends in Catastrophic Failure

RICHMOND, Va. — In what is being called the worst ballpark promotion at The Diamond since the former Richmond Braves’ “Tequila Tuesday” in 1997, the Richmond Flying Squirrels’ “Bring Your Dog to Fireworks Night” resulted in [read more ... ]

Rumors of War Statue to Feature Will Smith From “Wild Wild West”

RICHMOND, Va. — The Virginia Museum of Fine Arts has announced that their upcoming Monument Avenue statue, Rumors of War, will depict none other than Jim West, Will Smith’s character from the 1999 film “Wild Wild West.” The statue by [read more ... ]

Company That Provides Bulk Amounts of Paper for Boxed Fragile Items Celebrates 169th Anniversary

RICHMOND, Va. — A local company that has been successfully providing bulk amounts of paper primarily used for packaging glassware, china, and other fragile items proudly celebrated their anniversary this week. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Scandal Reveals Illegal Doping and Steroids in River City Sports Kickball Team

RICHMOND, Va. — Following an in-depth investigation, Richmond police have exposed a major drug and steroid scandal surrounding a River City Sports & Social Club (RCSSC) kickball team. While other teams warmed up for games by stretching lightly [read more ... ]

Stoney Changes Locks on Redskins Training Camp Facility Following Team Departure

RICHMOND, Va. — Upon receiving a parting honk and wave from the final moving van as it turned down W. Leigh Street toward I-95, Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney immediately began changing the locks on all doors and points of entry to the Bon Secours [read more ... ]

Mayor Stoney Seeks Roommate as New Property Assessment Causes Landlord to Increase Rent

RICHMOND, Va. — After years of living as a one-man wolf pack, Mayor Levar Stoney recently posted an ad on the community board in City Hall looking for a roommate. A building security guard, who spoke under the condition of anonymity, [read more ... ]