Articles by The Peedmont Staff

Area Karen Excited for First Trip to Tarrant’s Cafe

RICHMOND, Va. — Karen Henderson, a suburban mom and Yelp’s most prolific reviewer in the Mechanicsville area from 2014 to 2016, finally has the opportunity to sample the cuisine at Tarrant’s Cafe thanks to Richmond Restaurant Week, sources [read more ... ]

“I’m Not Much of a Beer Guy” Says Guy Who Spends Every Weekend at Craft Breweries

RICHMOND, Va. — Calling his regular activity of getting day-drunk at various craft breweries inconsequential, Christopher Hayden of Chesterfield revealed that he isn’t much of a beer guy, sources confirmed Sunday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Trump Mistakes Buena Vista for Mexican Town, Tries to Impose Sanctions, Sends ICE Agents

BUENA VISTA, Va. — Laboring under the belief that places with Hispanic-sounding names must be full of illegal immigrants, President Donald Trump has imposed economic sanctions against Buena Vista and has sent a team of Immigration and Customs [read more ... ]

Poll Finds Joe Morrissey Only Second Most Annoying Morrissey

RICHMOND, Va. — According to the annual Morrissey Annoyance Index released by the University of Richmond’s Department of Sociology & Anthropology, “Fightin’” Joe Morrissey remains only the second most annoying Morrissey on record, [read more ... ]

Entire Apartment Complex Struggles to Remember Tyler’s Mom’s HBO Go Password Before ‘Game of Thrones’ Season Premiere

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — Desperation took hold in a Williamsburg apartment building today as dozens of residents attending a watch party of the Season 8 premiere of “Game of Thrones” frantically struggled to remember host Tyler Safford’s [read more ... ]

Monument Avenue 10k Runner Realizes Halfway Through Course That It’s Not Worth the Social Media Post

RICHMOND, Va. — Gasping for breath on the course’s sidelines, Museum District resident and self-described social media influencer Tiffany Peters came to the conclusion that running the Ukrop’s Monument Avenue 10k wasn’t worth the social [read more ... ]

Rotunda Statue of Thomas Jefferson to Be Replaced by Statue of Tony Bennett

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Following the Cavalier’s triumph in the NCAA tournament final last night, officials at the University of Virginia have announced plans to replace the statue of university founder Thomas Jefferson with one of men’s [read more ... ]

Charlottesville Thrash Metal Group Uses Geographical Map-Form of Lake Anna For Their Band Logo

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Claiming that the outline of the lake matches the wretched atmosphere of their music, Charlottesville thrash metal band Spider Cannibalism revealed today that their new logo will be the geographical map of Lake Anna. RELATED [read more ... ]

Rolling Stone Reports UVA Loss to Auburn

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Congratulating the Cavaliers on their tremendous but ill-fated run to the Final Four, Rolling Stone reported Sunday that UVA was eliminated from the NCAA tournament following their 1-point defeat to Auburn University. “The [read more ... ]