Articles by The Peedmont Staff

Standing in Line Festival Opens This Saturday

RICHMOND, Va. — A love of overpriced beer, food trucks, and standing around is expected to draw huge crowds this Saturday at the first annual Standing in Line Festival at Maymont. The Standing in Line Festival will offer attendees the opportunity [read more ... ]

Church Hill Fuckboi Surprised That Interest in FIFA Women’s World Cup Doesn’t Get Him Laid

RICHMOND Va. — Despite sharing loud and often condescending opinions of the FIFA Women’s World Cup to every woman he encounters in sports bars, area fuckboi Chad Karson, 31, is surprised that his interest in the tournament has yet to get him [read more ... ]

Area Karen Has Just One Salad to Carry Her Through Four Vineyard Tours

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Mechanicsville native and soccer mom of five Karen Henderson remains confident that a kale and cucumber salad will be enough sustenance to carry her through four different Charlottesville winery tours. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

“Sure Is Humid Here, Huh?” Says Guy Who Just Fucking Got Here

RICHMOND, Va. — Bernie McGraw, just off the plane from Syracuse, New York, shocked no one yesterday with his assessment of Richmond weather. Brunch Patron Unsure Of Different Fried Egg Styles Midlothian Man Tired of Hearing What His Coworker [read more ... ]

VCU Tour Guide Reminds Prospective Students It’s Not Too Late to Start Donating to the Alumni Society

RICHMOND, Va. — Stressing the importance of the society and a lack of funding, VCU tour guide Kelly O’Ryan reminded her prospective students that it wasn’t too late to begin donating to the university’s alumni society, sources revealed [read more ... ]

New Study Reveals 94% Chance Your Favorite Rock at Belle Isle Will Be Occupied During Your Next Visit

RICHMOND, Va. — The James River Park Association recently utilized hundreds of volunteer hours in the hot Richmond sun to survey one of the river’s most popular attractions. The study concluded that there was a startling 94% probability that [read more ... ]

Dave’s Matthew Band to Perform at Friday Cheers Tomorrow Night

RICHMOND, Va. — Organizers with Venture Richmond have announced that Dave’s Matthew Band will play a surprise concert tomorrow night during Friday Cheers, Richmond’s summer concert series celebrating music, community, and $14 IPAs. [read more ... ]

Joe Morrissey Vows To Lower Voting Age From 18 to 17

On the heels of his recent Democratic primary win for Virginia’s 16th state senate district, former delegate Joe Morrissey announced that, if elected to the Virginia Senate, he vows to lower the voting age from 18 to 17. The proposal, which [read more ... ]

Rocketts Landing Resident Assures Friends in the Fan “It’s Really Not That Far Away”

RICHMOND, Va. — Local resident McKayla Turner recently moved from her rental apartment in the Fan to a townhouse that she purchased in Rocketts Landing. However, she discovered that it’s been very difficult to convince her friends who live [read more ... ]