Terry McAuliffe Joins Space Race By Going to Paper Moon
Articles by The Peedmont Staff
Report: Casino Going Somewhere, Nobody Happy
RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that the entire Richmond population is likely going to be frustrated about one thing or another regarding this casino, a recent report by city officials confirmed that nobody is going to be happy with whatever location [read more ... ]
Area Prison Guard Worried He’ll Have To Do More Work Following Marijuana Legalization
AMHERST, Va. — Following the legalization of marijuana which became official as of July 1st, 2021, Greg Paxton, a guard at the Amherst County Adult Detention Center said he is concerned over the increased workload he may soon face, sources [read more ... ]
We Ranked the Dick Jokes Regarding the Johnson & Johnson Vaccine
As we wind down the clock on COVID-19 Pandemic, we thought it would be great to look back at the lighter moments of the pandemic. After all, the past fifteen months have clearly left us with plenty to laugh about (600,000 dead people is hilarious, [read more ... ]
Cicada Surpasses Arlington Tech Consultant as Virginia’s Most Disliked Insect
ARLINGTON, Va. — According to a new poll of Northern Virginia residents, the cicada has overtaken the Arlington tech consultant as the commonwealth’s most disliked, disgusted, and avoided insect. The cicadas of Brood X, which emerge every [read more ... ]
Hanover County Public Schools Vote To Abolish June 19th From Calendar
HANOVER, Va. — Citing the U.S. Senate’s decision to recognize Juneteenth as a national holiday as a travesty that affects the commonwealth’s rich history, Hanover County Public Schools has voted to officially abolish June 19th from the [read more ... ]
Report: Everyone Still Hates Justin Fairfax
GWAR Celebrates New Whiskey By Beheading Entire Department of Virginia ABC
Amanda Chase Launches New Social Media Platform “MeinSpace”
