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UVA Declares Three Days of Mourning Following Virginia Tech Victory Against Ohio State

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Following Virginia Tech’s 84-74 win against Ohio State that has sent the women’s basketball team to the Final Four for the first time in history, University of Virginia (UVA) has announced three days of mourning [read more ... ]

Crozet Tourism Board Announces 2023 Town Slogan “Shit’s Lit AF, Get Here Fam”

CROZET, Va. — On Thursday, the Crozet Tourism Board unveiled its new town slogan: “Shit’s lit AF, get here fam.” The new slogan is part of a township-wide campaign designed to boost tourism in the small Virginia town. Newly elected mayor [read more ... ]

Quaint, Picturesque Shenandoah Valley Town Probably Racist

WESTON, Va. — As evidenced by the blend of Gadsden and MAGA flags, sources across the Commonwealth have confirmed that the picturesque Shenandoah valley town of Weston is likely racist. The town, which is nestled in the beautiful foothills of the [read more ... ]

Aging Can of Bud Light Tearfully Watches as Local IPA Can Gets Font-of-Shelf Treatment Again

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Sadly watching as he plays second fiddle to yet another craft beer, an aged can of Bud Light hopelessly watched as more IPAs took front and center in the beer cooler for the fifth consecutive week, sources confirmed [read more ... ]

New River Valley Kayak Rental To Offer Guided Rides in Wawa Parking Lot

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Non Confrontational Vineyard Patron Just Agrees That There’s Hints Of Pears In Chardonnay

AFTON, Va. — Nodding her head in an effort to avoid any possible discussion on the subject, Rosewood Vineyards patron Sarah Poultier has acknowledged that the Chateau de Nelson County, the vineyard’s signature chardonnay, has hints of pears in [read more ... ]

Liberty University To Begin Selling Communion Wine at Sporting Events

LYNCHBURG, Va. — In an effort to make sporting events more fun yet spiritual, Liberty University (LU) will begin selling communion wine at all home sporting events starting later this year, the university announced Friday. Through a partnership [read more ... ]

James Madison University Men’s Basketball Team Training Hard for March Madness Watch Party

HARRISONBURG, Va. — After a rousing season that could be best described as “meh,” the James Madison University men’s basketball team is training fervently and hitting their stride heading into their annual March Madness watch party. [read more ... ]

Virginia Tech Prematurely Scores 20 Points Against UVA Ahead of Saturday Matchup Following Coach’s Departure

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Following Virginia Tech (VT) head football coach Justin Fuente’s sudden departure last week, V.T. has already scored 20 points against University of Virginia (U.V.A.) ahead of their Saturday matchup, officials confirmed [read more ... ]