Richmond

Op-Ed: No Way Anything Bad Will Happen at That New Casino Across From the Strip Club on Midlothian Turnpike

Last week, Richmonders welcomed the grand opening of Rosie’s Gaming Emporium in the refurbished Kmart building on Midlothian Turnpike, across from Paper Moon. It’s stocked with what look and feel like electronic slot machines. It’s got a full [read more ... ]

Jefferson Hotel Having Second Thoughts About Instituting Giant Jenga During Tea Time

RICHMOND, Va. — The Jefferson Hotel has served Richmond since 1895, bringing a high level of class and sophistication to the city and those wanting to take their marital infidelity to the next level. However, these past few months, in an attempt [read more ... ]

Local Fuckboi Disappointed by First Trip to Babe’s

RICHMOND, Va. — Claiming he thought the name of the establishment meant something very different, area fuckboi Dylan Miller was completely disappointed by his first trip to Babe’s of Carytown, sources confirmed Sunday. “God damnit, this is [read more ... ]

Richmond City Council Passes Resolution to Argue More Next Week

RICHMOND, Va. — It was announced this morning that the Richmond City Council successfully passed a resolution granting an immediate continuance to argue more in the coming week. The resolution passed with a rare unanimous vote and came just as the [read more ... ]

Millennials in Richmond Now 8% More Screwed Due to Housing Value Increase

RICHMOND, Va. — A recent survey of real estate values in the Richmond metropolitan area that concluded property assessments have risen nearly 8%, local millennials appear to be screwed by that same margin. RELATED Area Millennial Waits [read more ... ]

Northam Seen Taking Bolt Scooter From Executive Mansion to Work

RICHMOND, Va. — Gov. Ralph Northam was observed this week taking a Bolt scooter from the Executive Mansion to Capitol Square to begin his workday. According to sources, the harrowing five-minute walk was lessened to approximately four minutes and [read more ... ]

Study Reveals Listing “Have Beard” on Resumes Make You 45% More Likely to Find a Job in Richmond

RICHMOND, Va. — According to a new study by the Virginia Employment Commission (VEC), the mere mention of having a beard on your resume can lead to a 45% greater chance of being hired for work in Richmond. RELATED (article continued below): VCU [read more ... ]

“Stranger Things” Creators Discover the Upside Down Is Actually Hopewell

HOPEWELL, Va. — During a cross-country trip to various comic-cons to promote the second season of the hit Netflix show “Stranger Things,” creators Matt and Ross Duffer were stunned to discover that the Upside Down actually exists in the town [read more ... ]

Op-Ed: Richmond Doesn’t Need a Pompeii Exhibit Because We’ve All Been to Busch Gardens

With great fanfare, last month the Science Museum of Virginia welcomed the North American debut of “Pompeii: The Immortal City,” an in-depth look at the history and culture of the famed Italian city destroyed by a volcano more than 1900 years [read more ... ]