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Report: Guy in Honda Civic Pretty Sure He Can Make It up That Hill

RICHMOND, Va. — Dismissing the dangerous road conditions as a mere inconvenience, Church Hill resident Jason Akers is pretty sure his 2012 Honda Civic EX can make it up that hill, sources confirmed Sunday. “Don’t worry about me, I’ve driven [read more ... ]

Milk, Bread, and Driving Skills: A Peedmont Guide to Snow-vival

With a major wintry weather system looming upon us, The Peedmont has put together a guide to help Virginians endure what are sure to be brutal conditions. Follow these recommendations and we are somewhat sure that you will survive the cold winter [read more ... ]

Richmond Millennial Resettlement Program Sees Record Numbers

RICHMOND, Va. — According to a report released by the City of Richmond, the newly formed Millennial Resettlement Initiative (MIRI) has seen a record number of applications from throughout the United States in the first week and a half of 2019. [read more ... ]

Area Dad Sole Patron of Regency Square Mall Sears

HENRICO, Va. — A recent study has found that local dad, 49-year-old Kurt Maschuli, is the sole patron of the Sears at the Regency Square Mall. RELATED (article continued below): Richmond Prepared to Evacuate if Short Pump Continues to Grow “Did [read more ... ]

Chesterfield Libertarian Maintaining Erection Throughout Government Shutdown

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — A prominent Libertarian and retired employee of the Pawnee, Indiana government has reported the current federal government shutdown has left him with a constant erection, sources confirmed Thursday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Richmond City Council Takes Bird Box Approach to Addressing Public School Conditions

RICHMOND, Va. — Richmond City Council has taken a novel approach to avoiding the dismal state of Richmond Public Schools by providing blindfolds to students and teachers. RELATED (article continued below): Dominion Energy Announces Initiative to [read more ... ]

Super Original Couple Gets Engagement Photos Taken in Garden Archway at Maymont

RICHMOND, Va. — Six months after the official marriage proposal, Richmond residents Lindsey Davis and Trevor Craig spent the day getting engagement photos taken at one of Richmond’s most popular outdoor spots, Maymont Park. Photos were taken by [read more ... ]

SPCA and Police Team up to Crack Down on Church Hill Feral Cat Gangs

CHURCH HILL, Va. — Gangs in Church Hill will have a harder time stirring up trouble thanks to a surprising new alliance between the Richmond SPCA and the Richmond Police Department. RELATED (article continued below): Shockoe Bottom’s Pizza [read more ... ]

Spanberger Dons Hazmat Suit to Remove Toxic Masculinity From Brat’s Office

WASHINGTON — A routine inspection of Dave Brat’s former office by the Occupational Safety and Health Administration showed critically unsafe levels of toxic masculinity. Upon its discovery last week, workers immediately sealed his office and [read more ... ]