Richmond

VCU Student Willing to Drive 20 Minutes to Mom’s House Instead of Venturing Into Basement for Laundry

RICHMOND, Va. — VCU freshman Sarah Wagner has been observed travelling to her mom’s house in Henrico to do laundry instead of using the laundry room in her dormitory basement. Wagner, who started at VCU in August, reported that it is the first [read more ... ]

Study Reveals 85% of Richmond Just Getting By

RICHMOND, Va. — A new study conducted by the office of the Office of the Secretary of Finance has determined that 85% of Richmond residents are only just getting by. The secretary indicated that this study could serve as an important reference [read more ... ]

Tensions Rise As Group Text Enters 4th Week Of Brunch Negotiations

RICHMOND, Va. – Tensions within a local group text rose precipitously this afternoon following three weeks of failed negotiations for weekend brunch. The text conversation, named “Lit Fam,” includes close college friends Brad, Courtney, [read more ... ]

Mayor Stoney: “I Did Not Celebrate 4/20, Please Stop Asking”

RICHMOND, Va. — After fielding repeated inquiries from the city’s residents, Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney officially responded in a statement this morning that he did not celebrate 4/20, an unofficial holiday for marijuana smokers. “I’ve been [read more ... ]

Dominion Hires Ja Rule as Environmental Consultant for Riverrock Festival

RICHMOND, Va. — Dominion Energy has retained the services of rapper and amateur event planner Ja Rule to coordinate this year’s Dominion Riverrock Festival. Fresh off the success of 2017’s Fyre Festival, Ja Rule was brought in to add his own [read more ... ]

Flying Squirrels to Offer Free Keg to Anyone Staying After the Third Inning

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to keep attendance strong through the last pitch, the Flying Squirrels announced plans to offer a free keg of beer to anyone willing to stay at home games past the third inning. The decision to offer free booze as an [read more ... ]

Graduate Hotel Refuses Entry to Man With GED

RICHMOND, Va. — Stating that they have worked too hard to allow in people of less advanced accomplishments, owners of Richmond’s Graduate Hotel recently refused admission to a patron with a GED. The Graduate Hotel, which opened in Richmond [read more ... ]

VDOT Study Finds Squirrel Level Road Lacking Requisite Number of Squirrels

PETERSBURG, Va. — A recent VDOT study has uncovered that Squirrel Level Road in Petersburg lacks the requisite number of squirrels mandated by state policy to maintain its name. The Dinwiddie County byway, famous for alerting drivers that their [read more ... ]

Fan Resident Trained For Seven Months To Complain About Monument Avenue 10k On Facebook

RICHMOND, Va. — Despite the established popularity of the annual Ukrop’s Monument Avenue 10k, it’s been reported that Fan District resident Corey Hubbard has been in training for months to complain about the event on social media. In a [read more ... ]