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Report: Fuck 2024

EVERYWHERE — Following what was undoubtedly one of the most infamous years on the books, Virginians everywhere have already begun cursing the forthcoming year 2024, officials confirmed Friday. “We don’t care if the worst is behind us—as [read more ... ]

Century Turning 24 Still Has Five Years Left at VCU

RICHMOND, Va. — Despite being well beyond the legal age, the young century turning 24 this year still has a good five years to go at Virginia Commonwealth University (VCU), sources confirmed Saturday. The 21st century, which started at VCU two [read more ... ]

We Ranked the Top Three Shows We Saw at The National This Year and They Were All The Legwarmers

2023 gave us a plethora of opportunities to see amazing bands as they continue to recoup the losses from 2020 and 2021, and out of all the gigs we were fortunate to see this year — from Nick Cave to Taylor Swift — we wanted to highlight the [read more ... ]

Joe Morrissey Gerrymanders District To Include Unraked Pile of Leaves From Next County Over

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RVA Illuminates Just a Giant Illuminated Middle Finger To 2023

RICHMOND, Va. — Richmond Department of Parks, Recreation, and Community Facilities has announced that the 2023 RVA Illuminates will solely feature a giant middle finger directed toward this shitstorm of a year, officials confirmed Sunday. [read more ... ]

Casino Rejection Vote Secures Continuation of Your Uncle’s Weekly Thursday Night Poker Game in Midlothian

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Youngkin Blames Abundance of Highly Educated Voters for Preventing Republican Control of General Assembly

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Windsor Farms Resident Calls Police on Suspiciously Dressed Youths Out on Halloween

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Man Dressed as Apartment Rent Price for Halloween Kicked Out of Bar Due to Costume Being Too Scary

RICHMOND, Va. — A local man was kicked out of a bar Monday night due to his costume choice as a rent price for a Richmond apartment was deemed as too scary and intense, sources confirmed Tuesday. According to witnesses, Museum District resident [read more ... ]