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Guy Who Spent Seven Minutes on Civil War Wikipedia Page Ready to Get Into It in the Comments Section

MECHANICSVILLE, Va. — After spending a total of seven minutes on Wikipedia researching the Civil War, Mechanicsville resident Martin Clark felt prepared to go off in the comments section of a Richmond Times-Dispatch Facebook post, sources [read more ... ]

Biden’s Inauguration To Be Broadcast on Turner Classic Movies

WASHINGTON — Citing various demographic similarities, President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration will be broadcast exclusively on Turner Classic Movies (TCM), sources confirmed Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): Amanda Chase Casts Vote [read more ... ]

Biden Sworn in on Complete MAS*H DVD Box Set

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joseph R. Biden, Jr., who earlier today was sworn in as the 46th President of the United States, shocked Americans by forgoing a Bible and instead affirming his oath of office on a DVD box set of the hit television [read more ... ]

Nick Freitas Shows Up Day Late to Lobby Day Pro-Gun Rally

RICHMOND, Va. — Wandering around the streets of Richmond with both a bewildered look and a Ruger Mini-14 dangling from his chest, Delegate Nick Freitas, R-30th, arrived a day late to the annual Lobby Day gun rally, officials confirmed Tuesday. [read more ... ]

Parallel Parking Nearly Thwarts Capitol Square Gun Rights Rally

RICHMOND, Va. — A massive demonstration by gun rights advocates at Capitol Square on Monday was nearly over before it began when thousands of participants found themselves incapable of parallel parking successfully. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Virginia State Police Storm Pro-Gun Caravan Following Reports of Armed Black Attendee

LOUISA, Va. — Claiming that they had avoided a potentially dangerous situation, Virginia State Police (VSP) touted their arrest of an armed black man who was part of a pro-gun rights caravan, sources confirmed Monday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

City Council Erects Fake State Capitol Ahead of Lobby Day

RICHMOND, Va. — In a move similar to the creation of Elko Tract during World War ll, Richmond City Council have completed construction on a mock state capitol ahead of the annual pro-Second Amendment rally on January 18, officials confirmed [read more ... ]

East End and West End Rap Beef Becoming Heated

RICHMOND, Va. — An upcoming rap battle in Richmond has captured the attention of the music world. This battle, between the East End and the West End, is the latest development in the long-lingering beef between the two groups. The feud between the [read more ... ]

Three White Guys in Arlington Obligated to Create Podcast

ARLINGTON, Va. — In an effort to uphold proper societal conventions, three white men seated a Clarendon bar formed an innovative new podcast yesterday while according to witnesses of the event. RELATED (article continued below): VCU Assures [read more ... ]