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Area Pothole Accused of Taking Bribes From Nearby Auto Repair Shop

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — A pothole just off Route 1 in Chesterfield has been accused of being paid off by nearby repair shop, Bob’s Auto. RELATED (article continued below): Castleburg Brewery and Taproom offers delicious craft beer along with [read more ... ]

Hurricane Isaias Threatens the Three Tourists Expected to Visit Virginia Beach This Week

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — In view of Hurricane Isaias’s impact on the Hampton Roads area, the lone three tourists that had planned to visit Virginia Beach may have to postpone their vacation, sources confirmed Tuesday. RELATED Man Hospitalized for [read more ... ]

Inspiring! This Richmonder Trashes Belle Isle With Only Recyclable Material

RICHMOND, Va. — Stephanie Lee, a recent VCU graduate, told reporters that she refuses to trash Belle Isle with anything other than recyclable material. RELATED (article continued below): Ballenger Motorsports has been providing PPE gear (at [read more ... ]

MCV Now Offering Lobotomies To Forget Everyone In Richmond Is A High School Acquaintance

RICHMOND, Va. — An experimental and wildly controversial procedure has placed the medical community of Richmond in the international spotlight. The VCU Medical Center has begun offering elective lobotomies for residents who look to erase all [read more ... ]

Report: Lee’s Chicken Only Affordable Food in Whole Foods Parking Lot

RICHMOND, Va. — A recent Sustenance Affordability Study found that Lee’s Famous Recipe Chicken is the only affordable food on the grounds of the recently opened Whole Foods on West Broad Street. RELATED (article continued below): Richmond [read more ... ]

Op-Ed: Can We Just Skip to the Part in “Outbreak” Where We Try to Nuke the Entire City?

Like all of you, I’m sick and tired of this pandemic. I’m tired of working from home and having to deal with my coworker Steve’s shitty internet connection on our Zoom calls. I’m also completely over having to suffer through my partner’s [read more ... ]

Windsor Farms Woman Calls Police on Black Man Riding Horse at Museum

RICHMOND, Va. — Less than a week after making its Richmond debut, “Rumors of War” is already causing quite a commotion. Windsor Farms resident Karen Roberts contacted the Richmond Police Department last night to report a suspicious man [read more ... ]

Visiting Californian Breaks Record for Most Complaints About Humidity in 24-Hour Period

RICHMOND, Va. — The Guiness Book of World Records announced yesterday that Taylor Elise Worthington of Encinitas, California, smashed the previous record for most complaints about Virginia’s famously oppressive humidity in a 24-hour period. [read more ... ]

Area Karen Has Just One Salad to Carry Her Through Four Vineyard Tours

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Mechanicsville native and soccer mom of five Karen Henderson remains confident that a kale and cucumber salad will be enough sustenance to carry her through four different Charlottesville winery tours. RELATED (article [read more ... ]