Richmond

New Research Suggests 17 Percent of Richmond Is in No BS! Brass Band

RICHMOND, Va. — A recently released study suggests that approximately 17 percent of Richmonders are members of the local funk-jazz musical group No BS! Brass Band. This is shockingly low, due to the band’s seemingly immense size in relation to [read more ... ]

House Martin’s Crumbles as House Publix Rallies Its Foreign Forces Against House Kroger in the North

WESTERICHMOND, Va. — The land of WesteRichmond has long been a field of battle for numerous great grocer houses, its citizens watching as contenders rise and retreat from the arena. Many remember when the first volleys of arrows were loosed [read more ... ]

Local Man Couldn’t Give Rat’s Ass About Another Goddamned Festival in Richmond

RICHMOND, Va. — While Richmonders all over the metro region are feeling the festival spirit, Earl Lee Hardy really doesn’t give a shit. “Back in my day, we didn’t need a festival to celebrate every single damn thing on the fucking planet,” [read more ... ]

Local Man Dead After Being Caught in Stench Nexus of Carytown Vape Cloud

RICHMOND, Va. — Area man David Hodson perished on the 3000 block of West Cary Street yesterday afternoon. Having purchased a birthday card and tastefully whimsical gift for a friend from Mongrel, he was walking up the street to his car when he [read more ... ]

Siegel Center Sues White House Over Name “House of Havoc”

WASHINGTON – Virginia Commonwealth University (VCU) has filed a lawsuit against the Trump administration over use of the branded phrase “House of Havoc” in reference to the White House. VCU created the term “House of Havoc” when Shaka [read more ... ]

Rocketts Landing Resident Assures Friends in the Fan “It’s Really Not That Far Away”

RICHMOND, Va. — Local resident McKayla Turner recently moved from her rental apartment in the Fan to a townhouse that she purchased in Rocketts Landing. However, she discovered that it’s been very difficult to convince her friends who live [read more ... ]

Richmond City Council Passes Resolution to Argue More Next Week

RICHMOND, Va. — It was announced this morning that the Richmond City Council successfully passed a resolution granting an immediate continuance to argue more in the coming week. The resolution passed with a rare unanimous vote and came just as the [read more ... ]

Scandal Reveals Illegal Doping and Steroids in River City Sports Kickball Team

RICHMOND, Va. — Following an in-depth investigation, Richmond police have exposed a major drug and steroid scandal surrounding a River City Sports & Social Club (RCSSC) kickball team. While other teams warmed up for games by stretching lightly [read more ... ]

Starving VCU Student Prepares To Attend 8th Music Festival Of The Year

RICHMOND — As indicated by a recent Facebook post, Virginia Commonwealth University (VCU) student Sarah Rodell is looking forward to attending the upcoming Wazabash Music & Arts Festival held in Luray this month. This will mark the eighth [read more ... ]