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Cast of Hamilton Checks Into Jefferson Hotel, Awkwardness Ensues

RICHMOND, Va. — The cast of hit Broadway musical Hamilton were deeply uncomfortable upon their arrival in Richmond as they realized they would be staying at the stately Jefferson Hotel for the length of their trip. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Person With “I Love Jet Noise” Bumper Sticker Appalled by Wind Turbines

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — Local resident Margaret Allen, whose car sports an “I Love Jet Noise” bumper sticker, announced today that she is utterly disgusted by the thought of windmills off the Virginia Beach shoreline. Allen, who is an avid fan [read more ... ]

Richmond Burns After Old Crow Medicine Show Doesn’t Play “Wagon Wheel”

RICHMOND, Va. — Most of downtown Richmond burned to the ground late Saturday evening, after Old Crow Medicine Show failed to play “Wagon Wheel” during their performance at the Altria Theater, sources confirmed Sunday. While their set included [read more ... ]

Doctor Confirms Participant in Richmond Marathon Still Going to Die One Day

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that his healthy nature and superior endurance ultimately mean nothing, local doctors announced today that Anthem Richmond Marathon participant Christopher Locklear will still eventually die. Dr. Sharon Dorner, a [read more ... ]

Report: Arts Major Who Hasn’t Cleaned in Four Years Blames Landlord for Poor Conditions

Richmond, Va. — Recent VCU graduate, Kellen Heinrich has finally had enough of the poor living conditions he faces in his Grace Street apartment, which he has lived in for four years, and fully blames his landlord, Craig Jerrell. Heinrich, who [read more ... ]

Wegmans to Eliminate Plastic Bags; Walmart to Offer Used Oil Drums for Shoppers

RICHMOND, Va. — In response to the announcement by Wegmans last month that they plan to eliminate plastic bags in local stores, Walmart stores in the Richmond area announced that they will start offering used oil drums for customers to use in [read more ... ]

Hardywood Releases 12 Variants of Gingerbread Stout That You’ll Have to Convince Yourself Are Different

RICHMOND, VA. — Citing public demand for one of the most popular seasonal beers, Hardywood Park Craft Brewery revealed plans to release 12 versions of their famous Gingerbread Stout, or GBS, that consumers will have to convince themselves do not [read more ... ]

Monument Avenue Protesters Demand Removal of Confederate Cornhole Players

RICHMOND, Va. — Dozens of social justice advocates marched on Monument Avenue Saturday morning, calling for lawmakers to remove a group of Confederate cornhole players occupying the grassy median. The rally converged near the Stonewall Jackson [read more ... ]

Friday Night at The Beach House Mistaken for High School Reunion

GLEN ALLEN, Va. — What was supposed to be a routine Friday night out with friends turned into complete chaos when a West End resident’s trip to The Beach House Bar & Grille was accidentally mistaken for a high school reunion. RELATED [read more ... ]