Richmond

RPD To Convert Lee Monument Circle To Tear Gas Training Ground

RICHMOND, Va. — Noting that the land was the perfect size and the added fence served as a good barrier for practicing, the Richmond Police Department will be converting the Lee Monument Circle (unofficially known as Marcus-David Peters Circle) [read more ... ]

Virginia Returns to Confederate Dollar to Combat Inflation

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Guy Who Brings Napkins Every Year to Friendsgiving Not Even Trying

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Proving to be a total disappointment to his group of friends yet another year in a row, Steve Elmont showed up to a Friendsgiving event with nothing but hundreds and hundreds of napkins again, sources confirmed Thursday. [read more ... ]

Friendsgiving Delayed as Group of Five 30-Year-olds Busy Every Weekend Until 2026

HENRICO, Va. — Citing their busy schedules as the key factor for not being able to settle on a weekend for the festive meetup, a local group of five 30-year-olds have delayed their Friendsgiving plans to at least 2026, sources confirmed [read more ... ]

New Richmond Police Chief Just Tear Gas Canister With Googly Eyes

RELATED: Columbus Statue Discovers Bottom of Fountain Lake Monument Avenue to Be Renamed Avenue GWAR’s Oderus Urungus To Be Newest Addition To Monument Avenue Monument Avenue Protesters Demand Removal of Confederate [read more ... ]

Youngkin Counters Critical Race Theory By Advising All K-12 Schools Show Complete John Wayne Filmography

RICHMOND, Va. — As a means to circumvent efforts to promote critical race theory teachings in public schools, Governor-elect Glenn Youngkin has proposed all Virginia K-12 schools show John Wayne’s entire filmography in classroom settings, [read more ... ]

Nick Freitas Casts Vote for Youngkin on Wednesday, November 3rd

GOOCHLAND, Va. — Claiming how proud he was to participate in his civic duty of voting, House of Delegates member Nick Freitas casted his vote for Glenn Youngkin on Wednesday, November 3rd, sources confirmed Wednesday. “I’m proud to do what [read more ... ]