Richmond

Devils Backbone Brewery Accused Of Prank Phone Calling Nearby Wineries

NELSON COUNTY, Va. — Reports are coming in that the popular beer brewing company Devils Backbone has been accused of making prank phone calls to wineries in the central Virginia area. According to authorities, the phone calls have been “purely [read more ... ]

Virginia DMV Adopts New Slogan “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here”

RICHMOND, Va. — The Virginia Department Of Motor Vehicles (DMV) has officially adopted the phrase “Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here” as their new slogan with the overall goal of improving customer satisfaction ratings. The new motto [read more ... ]

Joe Morrissey Signs Up For Tinder

RICHMOND, Va. — In a strategic attempt to win more votes from the 18-29 year old demographic, Richmond mayoral candidate Joe Morrissey has reportedly created an account on the popular social media app Tinder. The move comes in response to the [read more ... ]

Jefferson Davis Monument Confirms The South To Rise Again

RICHMOND, Va. – Reports are coming in from Monument Avenue that the monument of Jefferson Davis, the president of the Confederacy in the 19th century, has announced that the South has finalized their plans to rise for the first time since 1861. [read more ... ]

Virginia Suffers Severe Flooding As God Collectively Answers All Prayers To End Drought

KILMARNOCK, Va. — Many parts of the Northern Neck, Hampton Roads area, and the Piedmont region continue to battle localized flooding thanks to the actions of God, who had recently acted in response to numerous prayers by bringing massive [read more ... ]

VCU Men’s Basketball Prepares To Take On U of R In Football Match

RICHMOND, Va. – Due to their recent success in regional & NCAA tournaments, Virginia Commonwealth University’s (VCU) men’s basketball team is currently set to take on their rival, University of Richmond, in an exhibition football match. [read more ... ]

Editorial: “Richmond Is A One Horse Town, And His Name Is Murderin’ Cobb”

Op/Ed – My family has been in central Virginia for decades. My father, Pavel Nekrasov, immigrated from St. Petersburg, Russia in the wake of the October Revolution. They bought a tract of land in neighboring Chesterfield County and [read more ... ]