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Top Fives Places in Virginia That Should Stop Claiming To Be Cities

Virginia is home to 38 official and unique cities, from the sketchiest part of the boardwalk in Virginia Beach to the packed parking garages of Arlington. Yet, of these 38, there are plenty of independent cities that really make you scratch your [read more ... ]

Op-Ed: Our Founding Fathers Didn’t Wear Masks During The Starving Time, So Why Should I Wear One Now?

We’re over a year into this damn pandemic, and all I ever hear about are “masks, mask this, mask that, mask up, mask down,” and I think it’s time we had a reflection on this near cult-like obsession with health. Liberals love talking [read more ... ]

Virginia Senate Successfully Quarantines COVID-19 Outbreak

RELATED: Amanda Chase Shares Candlelit Dinner With AR-15 on Valentine’s DayAmanda Chase Casts Vote by Shooting Trump’s Name on Ballot With AR-15Amanda Chase Insists Bucket of Pig’s Blood for Child’s [read more ... ]

Confederate Dollar Reborn as Cryptocurrency

RELATED: Monument Avenue Protesters Demand Removal of Confederate Cornhole PlayersVirginia Flaggers Debut White Cloth Face Mask to Commemorate ConfederacyLiberty University’s New White History Course Just 50 Minutes of Staring at StatueMonument [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Shares Candlelit Dinner With AR-15 on Valentine’s Day

RELATED: Amanda Chase Platform Reduced To Tailgating in Cracker Barrel Parking LotAmanda Chase Casts Vote by Shooting Trump’s Name on Ballot With AR-15Amanda Chase Searches for Clause in Constitution That Says Public Is Expendable for [read more ... ]

A Peedmont Guide to Dealing With the Tom Brady Fan in Your Friend Group Who Won’t Shut the Hell Up

Super Bowl LV is approaching and, much like the heat death of the universe, it’s inevitable that Tom Brady would be involved somehow. On Sunday evening, the Buccaneers are taking on the Chiefs, much to the surprise of five people in Tampa that [read more ... ]

New Research Reveals That Absolutely Nobody in Virginia Should Drive in Snow

FAIRFAX, Va. — A new study conducted by researchers at George Mason University has unveiled that Virginia citizens should never be allowed to drive in the snow, regardless of circumstance. RELATED (article continued below): WxRisk Says Don’t [read more ... ]

RPD Enforces DUI Checkpoint on Ninth Green at Country Club of Virginia

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to combat the perils of alcohol with a dash of elitism Richmond Police have set up a DUI checkpoint on the green of the ninth hole at the prestigious Country Club of Virginia (CCV). On Saturday afternoon Sergeant Gil [read more ... ]

Virginia General Assembly Relocated 500 Feet Away From School Tours to Accommodate Joe Morrissey

RICHMOND, Va. — Members of the Virginia General Assembly were forced to relocate on the first day of the 2020 legislative session because the presence of Sen. Joe Morrisey conflicted with a pre-planned tour of high school students, sources [read more ... ]