Statewide

Mediocre Recording of 4th of July Fireworks Added to Photo Album That Will Never Be Revisited

RICHMOND, Va. — A Scott’s Addition man’s mediocre recording of Dogwood Dell’s annual 4th of July fireworks show will likely never see the light of day again after being shelved into a photo album, sources confirmed. “We can verify that [read more ... ]

Empowered by Leaked Roe v. Wade Reversal, Virginia Flaggers Petition To Have Civil War Overturned

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Nine Virginians Successfully Mandate Virginia Beach as Sole Vacation Spot Despite Majority of Virginians Preferring More Choices

RICHMOND, Va. — Despite the majority of the people desiring the exact opposite, a group of nine Virginians will mandate Virginia Beach as the commonwealth’s only vacation spot, sources confirmed Friday. “We feel it best for the [read more ... ]

Virginia Favors Pulling Out for the First Time Since 1861

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Starbucks Warns Other Locations Attempting to Unionize About the Dangers of Earning More Money

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the successful union votes of five locations across the Richmond area, Starbucks issued warnings to other stores regarding the dangers of higher wages, sources confirmed Tuesday. “We firmly advise that our valued [read more ... ]

Gov. Youngkin Sues School Districts for Not Enforcing Fleece Mandate

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Commonwealth Relieved Washington Football Team Opted for “Commanders” Over “White Devils”

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Amanda Chase Labeled “Human Variant of Concern” by World Health Organization

GENEVA — Citing the variant’s qualities as toxic, dangerous, and incredibly obnoxious, leaders at the World Health Organization (WHO) have labelled Virginia Republican State Senator Amanda Chase as a human variant of concern. “Our research is [read more ... ]

Report: Grandma Not About To Let Inflation Create an Amateur Thanksgiving Dinner

HANOVER, Va. — Despite global inflation and economic issues related to the supply chain of goods and products, Eleanor Radford, area grandmother and local home cooked culinary legend, is not about to let inflation result in a substandard [read more ... ]