2020 Election

Amanda Chase Platform Reduced To Tailgating in Cracker Barrel Parking Lot

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Following a 60 day suspension from her official Facebook page for her participation in Wednesday’s riot at the Capitol Building in Washington D.C., Sen. Amanda Chase (R-11th) has shifted her outreach platform to tailgating in [read more ... ]

Biden Team Rejects Tim Kaine’s Offer To Play Harmonica at Inauguration

WASHINGTON — In a stinging rebuke, representatives of President-elect Joe Biden’s inaugural committee have turned down a request by Senator Tim Kaine (D-Va.) to perform a harmonica solo at the presidential inauguration, sources confirmed Monday. [read more ... ]

Kim Gray Makes Claim That Deceased Gwar Victims Voted Illegally in Virginia

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to further substantiate claims of voter fraud in the 2020 Election, Councilwoman and former mayoral candidate Kim Gray has claimed that numerous victims of the Richmond band Gwar voted illegally in the commonwealth, [read more ... ]

Ghost of Herman Cain To Speak at Million MAGA March

WASHINGTON — The organizers behind the Million MAGA March announced today that the ghost of recently deceased political activist Herman Cain will be among those speaking at Saturday’s rally in support of President Trump’s claims of fraudulent [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Volunteers To Hunt Appalachian Backwoods for Any Missing PA Ballots

SHENANDOAH, Va. — Claiming that Democrats had stolen Pennsylvania ballots in favor of President Trump and disposed of them across the Mid-Atlantic, State Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, has volunteered to search the wilderness for missing ballots, [read more ... ]

Wait for Election Results Almost Old Enough To Date Joe Morrissey

LAS VEGAS — As days pass after the election, the wait for the much-anticipated presidential election results is almost old enough to date Virginia Rep. Joe Morrissey, D-16th, officials confirmed Thursday. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Nick Freitas Casts Vote for Himself on Wednesday, November 4th

GOOCHLAND, Va. — Claiming how proud he was to participate in his civic duty of voting, Nick Freitas, Republican [candidate for/winner of] Virginia’s 7th District, casted his vote on Wednesday, November 4th, sources confirmed Wednesday. “I’m [read more ... ]

Lee Monument Comes in Third in Mayoral Race

RICHMOND, Va. — Finishing just a few thousand votes behind [second place candidate], Monument Avenue’s Robert E. Lee monument came in third place in yesterday’s mayoral election, officials announced Wednesday. “He wasn’t even on ballot, [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Casts Vote by Shooting Trump’s Name on Ballot With AR-15

MIDLOTHIAN, Va. — In the early hours of election day, poll workers were startled when Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, insisted on using her semi-automatic assault rifle to exercise her right to vote. RELATED (article continued below): Amanda Chase [read more ... ]