2020 Election

Joe Morrissey Vows To Lower Voting Age From 18 to 17 if Elected

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to sway youth voters, Sen. Joe Morrissey (D-16th) announced his proposal to lower the voting age from 18 to 17 if elected to the late Rep. Donald McEachin’s congressional seat. The proposal, which political analysts [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Casts Vote by Shooting Myle’s Name on Ballot With AR-15

MIDLOTHIAN, Va. — In the early hours of election day, poll workers were startled when Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, insisted on using her semi-automatic assault rifle to exercise her right to vote. RELATED (article continued below): Amanda Chase [read more ... ]

Nick Freitas Casts Vote for Youngkin on Wednesday, November 3rd

GOOCHLAND, Va. — Claiming how proud he was to participate in his civic duty of voting, House of Delegates member Nick Freitas casted his vote for Glenn Youngkin on Wednesday, November 3rd, sources confirmed Wednesday. “I’m proud to do what [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Platform Reduced To Tailgating in Cracker Barrel Parking Lot

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Following a 60 day suspension from her official Facebook page for her participation in Wednesday’s riot at the Capitol Building in Washington D.C., Sen. Amanda Chase (R-11th) has shifted her outreach platform to tailgating in [read more ... ]

Biden Team Rejects Tim Kaine’s Offer To Play Harmonica at Inauguration

WASHINGTON — In a stinging rebuke, representatives of President-elect Joe Biden’s inaugural committee have turned down a request by Senator Tim Kaine (D-Va.) to perform a harmonica solo at the presidential inauguration, sources confirmed Monday. [read more ... ]

Kim Gray Makes Claim That Deceased Gwar Victims Voted Illegally in Virginia

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to further substantiate claims of voter fraud in the 2020 Election, Councilwoman and former mayoral candidate Kim Gray has claimed that numerous victims of the Richmond band Gwar voted illegally in the commonwealth, [read more ... ]

Ghost of Herman Cain To Speak at Million MAGA March

WASHINGTON — The organizers behind the Million MAGA March announced today that the ghost of recently deceased political activist Herman Cain will be among those speaking at Saturday’s rally in support of President Trump’s claims of fraudulent [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Volunteers To Hunt Appalachian Backwoods for Any Missing PA Ballots

SHENANDOAH, Va. — Claiming that Democrats had stolen Pennsylvania ballots in favor of President Trump and disposed of them across the Mid-Atlantic, State Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, has volunteered to search the wilderness for missing ballots, [read more ... ]

Wait for Election Results Almost Old Enough To Date Joe Morrissey

LAS VEGAS — As days pass after the election, the wait for the much-anticipated presidential election results is almost old enough to date Virginia Rep. Joe Morrissey, D-16th, officials confirmed Thursday. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]