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September 26, 2020 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
October 20, 2020 in Statewide // Terry McAuliffe Furious Upon Learning Longtime “Hangover Nausea Cure” Is Being Discontinued
October 20, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Exhibitionist Leaf Very Excited for Upcoming Foliage Festival
October 19, 2020 in Richmond // Robert E. Lee Statue Scolded by Judge for Showing up To Court Wearing Graffiti
October 17, 2020 in Richmond // UVA Bro Tailgates Birth of Son in Hospital Parking Lot
October 16, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Park Rangers Issue Warnings After Hiker Encounters Pack Of Basic Bitches
October 15, 2020 in NoVA & DC // Op-Ed: I Used to Think Gentrification Was a Bad Thing, Then I Tried Korean BBQ Tacos With an IPA
October 14, 2020 in Richmond // Northam Kindly Asks Kidnappers to Wash Their Hands Before Dragging Him Out of the Executive Mansion
October 13, 2020 in NoVA & DC // Zillow Now Advertising Nuclear Blast Radius in Northern Virginia Listings
October 12, 2020 in Richmond // Italian Resident Gives Native American Neighbor Covid-19 on Indigenous Peoples’ Day
October 11, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Tinder Date Feigns Excitement About Going Apple Picking

Alt-Right

Rhinedr: A New Dating App Specifically for Neo-Nazis

ARLINGTON, Va. — White nationalists throughout Virginia now have a reason to goose step for joy. An Arlington startup has released Rhinedr, a dating app specifically for neo-Nazis. The app, whose slogan is “Swipe right. Swipe white,” was built [read more ... ]

Richard Spencer Disappointed In Lack Of Alt-Right Merchandise At Potomac Mills

ARLINGTON, Va. – After spending hours and hours scavenging through the massive Potamac Mills shopping center, reports are coming in that Richard Spencer, a figurehead in the modern “alt-right” movement, was having trouble finding proper [read more ... ]

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