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Amanda Chase Makes Claim That Votes of Confederate Citizens Weren’t Counted in GOP Primary

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Scientists Achieve Breakthrough in Turning Amanda Chase’s Need For Attention Into Limitless Energy

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Amanda Chase’s Dog Still Stuck Listening To Conspiracy Theories Throughout Facebook Ban

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Stressing that he is just an innocent canine caught in the crossfire, Remington, the dog of Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, has been stuck listening to Chase’s conspiracy theories about various political topics since her ban from [read more ... ]

Virginia Senate Successfully Quarantines COVID-19 Outbreak

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Amanda Chase Shares Candlelit Dinner With AR-15 on Valentine’s Day

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Amanda Chase Protests Melting Pot Restaurant For Promoting Immigration

RICHMOND, Va. — Describing the perceived celebration of immigration and multiculturalism as an affront to the true American way of life, Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, has called for a boycott of the Melting Pot fondue restaurant, sources confirmed [read more ... ]

Gadsden Flag Snake Tests Positive for COVID-19

MECHANICSVILLE, Va. — After calling the world’s reaction to the virus an “an attack on the freedoms our forefathers fought to preserve,” the iconic snake in the Don’t Tread on Me Gadsden flag has tested positive for COVID-19, sources [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Platform Reduced To Tailgating in Cracker Barrel Parking Lot

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Following a 60 day suspension from her official Facebook page for her participation in Wednesday’s riot at the Capitol Building in Washington D.C., Sen. Amanda Chase (R-11th) has shifted her outreach platform to tailgating in [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Vows Revenge Against Girl Whose House Landed on Sister

RICHMOND, Va. — In an address delivered via Facebook Live, Virginia Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, announced her intent to avenge the death of her sister, Gingema, who was crushed by a farmhouse that fell from the sky Sunday afternoon. RELATED (article [read more ... ]