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Amanda Chase Inadvertently Makes Perfect Case for Destroying White History

RICHMOND, Va. — In another of the apoplectic racially charged outbursts that have become her signature, Sen. Amanda Chase (R-Chesterfield) inadvertently made an airtight case for erasing white history in the United States. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Breaking: Politicians Can’t Decide if You’re Better off Dead, or Jobless and Then Dead

RICHMOND, Va. — In an emergency meeting of the General Assembly, politicians from across the commonwealth gathered to settle a pressing question in the midst of the current pandemic: Are you better off dead, or jobless and then dead? [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Searches for Clause in Constitution That Says Public Is Expendable for the Economy

RICHMOND, Va. — Flipping page after page through the nation’s holy doctrine of law and rights, Sen. Amanda Chase (R-Chesterfield) announced on Monday that she is determined to find verbiage in the United States Constitution that says the public [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Disappointed Right to Bear Arms Not Included in Equal Rights Amendment

RICHMOND, Va. — Calling it a “grievous omission” and “a clear dismissal of the fundamental differences between genders,” Sen. Amanda Chase (R-11) decried the proposed language of the Equal Rights Amendment (ERA) for making no mention of [read more ... ]

Chesterfield County Republican Committee Defies National Party Tradition by Having, Enforcing Behavioral Standards

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — The Chesterfield County Republican Committee sent shockwaves through the political realm yesterday afternoon when it announced its ouster of Senator Amanda Chase (R-Chesterfield) from the local party organization. RELATED [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Insists Bucket of Pig’s Blood for Child’s Science Experiment

RICHMOND, Va. — Dismissing rumors that she was plotting a cruel prank against a Democratic colleague, Sen. Amanda Chase, R-Chesterfield, insisted that the 5-gallon bucket of pig’s blood sitting in her office was actually for one of her [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Apologizes in Advance for Next Horrible Words and Deeds

RICHMOND, Va. — Claiming that her campaign schedule is becoming more demanding by the day, Virginia Sen. Amanda Chase (R-Chesterfield) gave a heartfelt preemptive apology for the unconscionable things she will undoubtedly say or do in the coming [read more ... ]