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September 26, 2020 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
November 28, 2022 in Richmond // Breweries Adding Etch A Sketches and Hot Wheels to Compete With Barcades
November 26, 2022 in Richmond // Youngkin Proposes Giving People Bulletproof Red Sweater Vests to Combat Gun Violence in Lieu of Gun Legislation
November 24, 2022 in Richmond // We Ranked the One Spice Glenn Youngkin Uses on His Thanksgiving Turkey
November 22, 2022 in NoVA & DC // GOP Promises Record Number of Thoughts and Prayers to Combat Gun Violence
November 21, 2022 in NoVA & DC // Soccer Bro Rises from Hibernation to Condescendingly Explain Offside to Bar During World Cup
November 21, 2022 in Richmond // RVA Illuminates Just a Giant Illuminated Middle Finger To 2022
November 20, 2022 in National & World // Republicans Win the House
November 17, 2022 in Richmond // Chesterfield Man Looking Forward To Voting for Donald Trump for Fifth Time in 2024
November 11, 2022 in Richmond // Henrico Family Scores Table at ZZQ Before Final Ballots Counted
November 10, 2022 in Richmond // Report: Oderus Urungus and Dirtwoman Still Leading Write-in Votes

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Report: Creep Who Bullied You In High School Expected to Vote Today

YOUR LOCAL DISTRICT — Following the political turmoil that has swept the nation over the last few years, Chad Smith, a creepy acquaintance that bullied you multiple times throughout high school is expected to vote alongside you today, sources [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Casts Vote by Shooting Myle’s Name on Ballot With AR-15

MIDLOTHIAN, Va. — In the early hours of election day, poll workers were startled when Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, insisted on using her semi-automatic assault rifle to exercise her right to vote. RELATED (article continued below): Amanda Chase [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Proposes Voter ID Laws To Ensure Voters From Northern Virginia Aren’t Voting In Virginia Elections

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Amanda Chase Labeled “Human Variant of Concern” by World Health Organization

GENEVA — Citing the variant’s qualities as toxic, dangerous, and incredibly obnoxious, leaders at the World Health Organization (WHO) have labelled Virginia Republican State Senator Amanda Chase as a human variant of concern. “Our research is [read more ... ]

Youngkin Punishes Son for Attempted Voter Fraud by Appointing Him Cabinet Position

GREAT FALLS, Va. — In an effort to teach his son that actions have consequences, governor-elect Glenn Youngkin has appointed his son Thomas a cabinet position within his administration following his attempt to vote twice in Virginia’s [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Launches New Social Media Platform “MeinSpace”

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“I Don’t Plan To Run as an Independent,” Amanda Chase Says During Press Conference at Appomattox

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Amanda Chase Makes Claim That Votes of Confederate Citizens Weren’t Counted in GOP Primary

RELATED: Amanda Chase’s Dog Still Stuck Listening To Conspiracy Theories Throughout Facebook BanAmanda Chase Shares Candlelit Dinner With AR-15 on Valentine’s DayAmanda Chase Platform Reduced To Tailgating in Cracker Barrel [read more ... ]

Scientists Achieve Breakthrough in Turning Amanda Chase’s Need For Attention Into Limitless Energy

RELATED: Amanda Chase Shares Candlelit Dinner With AR-15 on Valentine’s DayAmanda Chase’s Dog Still Stuck Listening To Conspiracy Theories Throughout Facebook BanAmanda Chase Volunteers To Hunt Appalachian Backwoods for Any Missing [read more ... ]

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