Amanda chase

Gadsden Flag Snake Tests Positive for COVID-19

MECHANICSVILLE, Va. — After calling the world’s reaction to the virus an “an attack on the freedoms our forefathers fought to preserve,” the iconic snake in the Don’t Tread on Me Gadsden flag has tested positive for COVID-19, sources [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Platform Reduced To Tailgating in Cracker Barrel Parking Lot

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Following a 60 day suspension from her official Facebook page for her participation in Wednesday’s riot at the Capitol Building in Washington D.C., Sen. Amanda Chase (R-11th) has shifted her outreach platform to tailgating in [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Vows Revenge Against Girl Whose House Landed on Sister

RICHMOND, Va. — In an address delivered via Facebook Live, Virginia Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, announced her intent to avenge the death of her sister, Gingema, who was crushed by a farmhouse that fell from the sky Sunday afternoon. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Suspends Campaign for Duck Season

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, will suspend her gubernatorial campaign through January 31 in order to fully participate in duck hunting season, her campaign confirmed Thursday. Chase made the announcement during a press conference on [read more ... ]

Person Who Won’t Be Governor Says Biden Isn’t Her President

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Calling President-elect Joe Biden a cheater, a Chesterfield resident, who does not and likely will never hold the title of Virginia governor, refused to acknowledge Biden as her president, officials confirmed Wednesday. “Not [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Shifts From Rosa Parks Ad To Appeal To Working Class Virginians

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Amanda Chase Volunteers To Hunt Appalachian Backwoods for Any Missing PA Ballots

SHENANDOAH, Va. — Claiming that Democrats had stolen Pennsylvania ballots in favor of President Trump and disposed of them across the Mid-Atlantic, State Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, has volunteered to search the wilderness for missing ballots, [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Casts Vote by Shooting Trump’s Name on Ballot With AR-15

MIDLOTHIAN, Va. — In the early hours of election day, poll workers were startled when Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, insisted on using her semi-automatic assault rifle to exercise her right to vote. RELATED (article continued below): Amanda Chase [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Searches for Clause in Constitution That Says Public Is Expendable for the Economy

RICHMOND, Va. — Flipping page after page through the nation’s holy doctrine of law and rights, Sen. Amanda Chase (R-Chesterfield) announced on Monday that she is determined to find verbiage in the United States Constitution that says the public [read more ... ]