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Amanda Chase Proposes Virginia Defense Forces Shoot Down Liberal Looking Cloud in Sky

We Tried To Find Out What Amanda Chase Has Been up to Lately Then Remembered Who Gives a Shit

Report: Creep Who Bullied You In High School Expected to Vote Today

YOUR LOCAL DISTRICT — Following the political turmoil that has swept the nation over the last few years, Chad Smith, a creepy acquaintance that bullied you multiple times throughout high school is expected to vote alongside you today, sources [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Casts Vote by Shooting Myle’s Name on Ballot With AR-15

MIDLOTHIAN, Va. — In the early hours of election day, poll workers were startled when Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, insisted on using her semi-automatic assault rifle to exercise her right to vote. RELATED (article continued below): Amanda Chase [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Proposes Voter ID Laws To Ensure Voters From Northern Virginia Aren’t Voting In Virginia Elections

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Amanda Chase Labeled “Human Variant of Concern” by World Health Organization

GENEVA — Citing the variant’s qualities as toxic, dangerous, and incredibly obnoxious, leaders at the World Health Organization (WHO) have labelled Virginia Republican State Senator Amanda Chase as a human variant of concern. “Our research is [read more ... ]

Youngkin Punishes Son for Attempted Voter Fraud by Appointing Him Cabinet Position

GREAT FALLS, Va. — In an effort to teach his son that actions have consequences, governor-elect Glenn Youngkin has appointed his son Thomas a cabinet position within his administration following his attempt to vote twice in Virginia’s [read more ... ]