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September 26, 2020 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
February 4, 2023 in Richmond // Fat Dragon Chinese Kitchen and Bar Announces New Delivery Service
February 2, 2023 in Statewide // Opossum Not Hit by Car on Route 29, Signaling Six More Weeks of Unpredictable Weather
February 2, 2023 in Blue Ridge // Quaint, Picturesque Shenandoah Valley Town Probably Racist
January 28, 2023 in Richmond // Smug Fan Resident With Chicken Coop Even More Annoying Now
January 25, 2023 in Richmond // Classified Documents Found in Joe Morrisey Residence Showing He Has Seven More Kids Than He Thought
January 20, 2023 in Richmond // “People Moving From NOVA to Richmond Are Ruining Our City” Reports Guy Who Moved Here in 2018
January 14, 2023 in Blue Ridge // Aging Can of Bud Light Tearfully Watches as Local IPA Can Gets Font-of-Shelf Treatment Again
January 10, 2023 in Richmond // We Tried To Find Out What Amanda Chase Has Been up to Lately Then Remembered Who Gives a Shit
January 1, 2023 in Richmond // Responsible Gun Owner Fires 300 Rounds Into Night Sky To Celebrate New Year
January 1, 2023 in Richmond // Report: Fuck 2023

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Tinder Date Feigns Excitement About Going Apple Picking

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Expressing a false enthusiasm for fall-related outdoor activities, local resident Eric Bernard agreed to go apple picking on his first date with Tinder match Katie Simmons, sources reported Friday. “This girl’s photos [read more ... ]

Annual Day Trip to Culpeper Doing the Heavy Lifting in This Marriage

CULPEPER, Va. — In what has become an annual attempt to rekindle their long-dead romance, George and Linda Reynolds’ day trip to Culpeper is really doing the heavy lifting to keep them together. RELATED (article continued below): Tinder Date [read more ... ]

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