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Breweries Adding Etch A Sketches and Hot Wheels to Compete With Barcades

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to compete with barcades, several breweries in the Richmond area have added Etch A Sketches, Hot Wheels, and some of the other games you played with when grounded from video games, sources confirmed Wednesday. Last [read more ... ]

Brewery Patron Too Shy to Order Something Else After Sampling Disgusting Pilsner

RICHMOND, Va. — Museum District resident Brock Samuels was forced to endure a disgusting pilsner after being overcome with shyness at the prospect of ordering something else once he tasted a free sample of the pilsner, sources confirmed this [read more ... ]

Bernie Sanders’s Proposed “IPAs for All” Healthcare Plan Met With Criticism From Stout Community

AFTON, Va. — Senator and Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders presented his new beer-centric healthcare plan at a virtual rally, originally planned to take place at Devil’s Backbone Base Camp, on Monday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Op-Ed: If PBR Wasn’t a Good Beer, Then It Wouldn’t Have Won the “America’s Best” Award in 1893

Listen up folks, because I’m here for one reason and one reason only, and that’s to help put an end once and for all to these craft beer bros failing to respect the proper brews that helped build the backbone of America. And no, I’m not [read more ... ]

City Council Assures Citizens That Pulse Routes Will Be Expanded to Help Low-income Areas Reach Breweries in Scott’s Addition

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to finally solve one of the ongoing criticisms of the GRTC Pulse, officials have announced plans to expand the Pulse’s reach with additional routes from low-income neighborhoods to breweries throughout Scott’s [read more ... ]

Super Original Coworker Gets Hardywood Gingerbread Stout for Office Secret Santa

RICHMOND, Va. — Coming to the conclusion that he had found the most genius gift idea for a coworker, super original guy Patrick Osman gifted his office Secret Santa Jason Edwards two bottles of Hardywood Park Craft Brewery’s Gingerbread Stout, [read more ... ]

Final Gravity Brewing Unveils Padow’s Hickory Ham Stout

RICHMOND, Va. — Stepping up its game to get into the holiday spirit, Final Gravity Brewing Co., in partnership with Padow’s Hams & Deli, announced the release of its seasonal Hickory Ham Stout this morning. RELATED: Support local journalism; [read more ... ]

“You Can’t Catch Me!” Yells Drunk, Naked Man After Taking Last Case of Hardywood Gingerbread Stout at Whole Foods

RICHMOND, Va. — Shoppers at the Short Pump Whole Foods Market were reportedly robbed of good cheer on Thursday after an inebriated man in his birthday suit absconded with the store’s last case of Hardywood Gingerbread Stout. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Blind Taste Test of Richmond Breweries Reveals That PBR Is Still Local Favorite

RICHMOND, Va. — Turmoil struck the local craft beer community on Saturday when the Virginia Craft Brewers Guild hosted a blind taste test of multiple local beers, only to discover that Pabst Blue Ribbon was still the local favorite. RELATED [read more ... ]