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“It’s so Awesome That There’s Another Brewery Coming to Scott’s Addition!” Says Area Chad

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that the addition of another brewery is just what the neighborhood needed, Fan resident Chad Spantiker exclaimed that it’s really awesome that Starr Hill is opening a new location with a rooftop bar in Scott’s [read more ... ]

Local Man Suggests Circuit for First, Second, and Third Date

RICHMOND, Va. –– Claiming that they have the best selection of retro gaming machines in Richmond, Fan resident Derrick Walker took Tinder date Ashley Price to local barcade The Circuit for their first three dates, sources confirmed Tuesday. [read more ... ]

Shuffleboard Bar Gives 96-Year-Old Man Something to Live For

RICHMOND, Va. — Richmond’s first-ever shuffleboard venue, Tang & Biscuit, has already attracted a diverse group of customers of all ages. One such customer, 96-year-old Frank Hollister, has reportedly found a whole new lease on life in his [read more ... ]

Punk in Drublic Festival to Feature Cigarette Stout and Huffing Glue Hefeweizen

RICHMOND, Va. — The Punk in Drublic craft beer and music festival will soon descend upon Richmond, bringing with it an eclectic group of punk bands and beers inspired by the scene. Local breweries such as Stone Brewing and Champion Brewing Company [read more ... ]

Local Businessman Attends Punk Show at Strange Matter in Collared Shirt, Desperate to Prove He Hasn’t “Sold Out”

RICHMOND, Va. — In an attempt to prove his dedication to the scene, local investment banker, Matthew Wilhelm, 37, was seen awkwardly lingering near the bar at Strange Matter as he attended the concert of his third favorite local folk-punk band [read more ... ]

Cobra Kai Boys Seen Hanging Out at The Circuit Sweeping the Leg of DDR Dancers

RICHMOND, Va. — Witnesses have reported that members of the elite fighting dojo known as Cobra Kai have been spotted frequenting Richmond’s barcade, The Circuit. The popular Scott’s Addition bar and arcade combo opened last year and was warmly [read more ... ]

Garden Grove Bartender Correctly Assumes Man with Neckbeard Going to Order Sadness Stout on Valentine’s Day

RICHMOND, Va. — Thanks to his ability to read context clues, a bartender at Garden Grove correctly deduced that a customer was planning to order the brewery’s Valentine’s Day themed beer, Sadness Stout, before he even got his order in. “When [read more ... ]

Curling Bar Coming to Scott’s Addition

RICHMOND, Va. — Richmond will see it’s first curling bar when Hammer & Ice opens for business next month. Curling, or Canadian cornhole, is a team sport in which players slide a large smooth stone across a sheet of ice in an attempt to get [read more ... ]

Hardywood Fan Debates Between Trying New Stout or Making Rent

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the release of a much anticipated stout from Hardywood Park Craft Brewery, Church Hill resident Scott Kincer is faced with the choice of either buying a six-pack or making his monthly rent payment, sources confirmed [read more ... ]