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Millennials Expected to Flock to Polls After Gillespie Threatens to Raise Beer Taxes

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — New reports predict a significant increase in voter turnout for the 18-34 age demographic in the wake of Republican gubernatorial candidate Ed Gillespie’s recent campaign promise to increase taxes on beer sales throughout the [read more ... ]

“Shit’s Lit at Social 52!” Tweet Results in Immediate Evacuation, Fire Department Called

RICHMOND, Va. — Last night at 11:32 emergency response teams arrived at Fan watering hole Social 52 in response to what they feared was the latest in the recent chain of Richmond restaurant grease fires. What they discovered, however, when they [read more ... ]

Stoney: $15 Million of New Richmond Budget Earmarked for Spilled Beer Cleanup

RICHMOND, Va. – Citing the growing presence of craft breweries in the city and a public demand for cleaner streets and infrastructure, Mayor Levar Stoney announced this week that approximately 30% of his proposed $681 million budget will be [read more ... ]