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June 8, 2018 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
September 22, 2020 in Richmond // Amanda Chase Searches for Clause in Constitution That Says Public Is Expendable for the Economy
September 21, 2020 in NoVA & DC // Drunk Terry McAuliffe Seen Running Down the Street Making Airplane Noises
September 20, 2020 in Tidewater // Norfolk Man Discovers Portsmouth Still Exists
September 19, 2020 in Richmond // We Tried a Flight of Distilleries’ and Breweries’ Hand Sanitizers and Would Actually Prefer a Double IPA, Please
September 18, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Trump Mistakes Buena Vista for Mexican Town, Tries to Impose Sanctions, Sends ICE Agents
September 17, 2020 in NoVA & DC // Georgetown Alumnus Makes Sure You’re Aware He Knows Three Politicians Personally
September 16, 2020 in Richmond // VCU Assures Public That Whatever Replaces Mojo’s Will Serve the Best $14 Taco You Could Ask For
September 15, 2020 in Richmond // VDOT Study Finds Squirrel Level Road Lacking Requisite Number of Squirrels
September 14, 2020 in Richmond // Daytime Sex Postponed Due To Fifth Grade Daughter’s Virtual Class Schedule
September 12, 2020 in Statewide // Self-Described Adventurer from West End Only Went to Nags Head Four Times Last Year

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Recent 23 Year Old Indignant When Asked For ID at ABC Store

FAIRFAX, Va. — Stressing the sheer inconvenience of having to pull out her driver’s license, 23-year-old Fairfax resident Julianne Garrett was indignant when asked for her ID at an ABC store, sources confirmed Tuesday. Garrett, who only turned [read more ... ]

Arlington Memorial Bridge Gets $227 Million Makeover, Bravo Reality Show

WASHINGTON — After years of speculation regarding repairs and remodeling, the Arlington Memorial Bridge will finally be getting a $227 million makeover, sponsored by a Bravo reality TV show, sources confirmed Monday. The bridge, which was opened [read more ... ]

Pandas Finalize Plans to Break out of National Zoo During Government Shutdown

WASHINGTON — Following the shutdown of the United States government as a result of Congress’s inability to reach an agreement on immigration legislature, the National Zoo’s giant pandas have finalized plans to break out of their enclosure, [read more ... ]

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