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New Richmond Police Chief Just Tear Gas Canister With Googly Eyes

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Youngkin Counters Critical Race Theory By Advising All K-12 Schools Show Complete John Wayne Filmography

RICHMOND, Va. — As a means to circumvent efforts to promote critical race theory teachings in public schools, Governor-elect Glenn Youngkin has proposed all Virginia K-12 schools show John Wayne’s entire filmography in classroom settings, [read more ... ]

Op-ed: With Robert. E Lee Gone, How Will I Remember the Time He Defeated Napoleon at Constantinople?

In today’s age of politically correct culture, the far left has called for the removal of Confederate monuments that have graced our beautiful city for generations. It appears the next casualty of their wokeness is Robert E. Lee, and I have to [read more ... ]

Virginia State Police Warns Show Of Police Accountability Could Set Dangerous Precedent Going Forward

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Following the guilty murder and manslaughter verdicts of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin over the killing of George Floyd, Virginia State Police (VSP) officials warned that an example of such police accountability [read more ... ]

Washington Redskins Change Name to ‘Industrialized Agriculture’ to Maintain Cowboys Rivalry

WASHINGTON — In a move to address the racial undertones behind the team’s name, the Washington Redskins have rebranded themselves as Industrialized Agriculture to keep the rivalry alive with the Dallas Cowboys, sources confirmed Sunday. [read more ... ]

Stonewall Jackson Monument to Be Replaced by Statue We’ll Find Offensive in 2085

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the removal of the Stonewall Jackson Monument that has sat on Monument Avenue since 1919, the Richmond city council has hinted that while its replacement has yet to be determined, it will most likely be something we will [read more ... ]

Monument Avenue Preservation Group Granted More Time to Dry Their Racist Tears

RICHMOND, Va. — Saying that it’s the least he could do for a group that will likely be forced to surrender just as the Confederates did, a judge in Richmond has given the Monument Avenue Preservation Group an indefinite amount of time to dry [read more ... ]

Richmond Tourism Plummets Five Trillion Percent in Single Week Following Removal of Monuments

RICHMOND, Va. — Warning that the city’s revenue could face more disaster if the monuments are further tampered with, the Richmond Tourism Board (RTB) saw a five trillion percent decrease in tourism to the capital city in the days following the [read more ... ]

Ghost of Robert E. Lee Amongst Protesters to Take Down Robert E. Lee Monument

RICHMOND, Va. — Marching to protest the existence of a monument to his very own self, the ghost of Robert E. Lee was spotted amongst the protesters at the 5000 Man March, which called for the removal of Confederate monuments, sources confirmed [read more ... ]