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Virginia Tech Graduate Moves to North Carolina, Shocked That No One Cares About Alma Mater

RALEIGH, N.C. — Frank Wilcox, a member of Virginia Tech’s Class of 2017, learned the hard way that it’s a different world outside of Blacksburg. Upon graduating with a degree in computer science, Wilcox accepted a job at Desai Data Systems in [read more ... ]

Virginia Tech Student Recovering After Body Rejects Liver of UVA Grad

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Virginia Tech student, Bradley Simmons, is in recovery after experiencing a series of severe medical complications arising from a recent liver transplant from a University of Virginia graduate, sources confirmed Monday. [read more ... ]

Virginia Tech Now Requiring Class on Talking Shit About UVA Football

man teaches class about trash talking UVA football

BLACKSBURG, Va. — Citing a drop-off at in-game heckling, Virginia Tech students are now required to take a 4-credit course in endlessly mocking UVA football. RELATED (article continued below): Need the semi-perfect Christmas gift? Our 2019 [read more ... ]

Virginia Tech Football Fan Claims This Is Their Year for 12th Year in a Row

RICHMOND, Va. — To the shock of exactly none of his friends, Todd Lawrence insisted for the twelfth year in a row that Virginia Tech is sure to win a national football championship. Lawrence made his bold proclamation after slamming back his ninth [read more ... ]

Virginia Tourism Corporation Announces Meth Tasting Trail in Wise County

BIG STONE GAP, Va. — In an effort to boost lagging tourism in the far western edge of the Commonwealth, the Virginia Tourism Corporation announced the opening of the state’s first meth tasting trail in Wise County on Tuesday. Officials hope to [read more ... ]

Area Man Looking Forward to Complaining About Cooler Temperatures

VARINA, Va. — After a summer of brutal heat, Rod Tinsley of Varina is eagerly awaiting the day he can stop complaining about the hot weather and begin criticizing a cooler climate. Tinsley, 49, is that rare breed of curmudgeon that complains about [read more ... ]

Blacksburg Opens Virginia Tech Up For Oil Exploration

BLACKSBURG, Va. – Officials of the City of Blacksburg announced today new ordinances were passed that will open Virginia Tech up to oil exploration in the coming years. The announcement comes as a surprise as city officials have vehemently [read more ... ]