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June 8, 2018 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
February 27, 2020 in Richmond // Richmond’s One Billionaire Protesting Sanders Rally
February 27, 2020 in Richmond // Local Metal Band Piss Wizard Excited to Open for Bernie Sanders at the Arthur Ashe Center
February 26, 2020 in Richmond // Church Hill Fiancée Culls Friends Who Defected to Midlothian From Wedding Invite List
February 25, 2020 in Richmond // Brewery Patron Too Shy to Order Something Else After Sampling Disgusting Pilsner
February 24, 2020 in Richmond // Giant Hat From Arby’s on Broad Street to Go on Jefferson Davis Monument
February 23, 2020 in Richmond // Report: You Recognize That Guy Over There but You’re Not Sure From Where
February 21, 2020 in Tidewater // Op-ed: That Law That Prohibits Cursing on the Virginia Beach Boardwalk Is Fucking Bullshit
February 20, 2020 in Richmond // Belle Isle Used To Quarantine Coronavirus Victims, Creates Bitchin’ Good Times
February 19, 2020 in Richmond // Richmond Man Makes Fortune After Discovering Untapped Beard Oil Deposit
February 18, 2020 in Richmond // Amanda Chase Gubernatorial Campaign Announcement Interrupted by Thousands of Dead Birds Falling From Sky

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Instagram Photo of Flight of Beer Wins Best Picture of Virginia Award

WAYNESBORO, Va. — Following a very tough competition involving artistic photographs taken all over the state, the Richmond Times-Dispatch announced today the winner of the 2017 Best Overall Virginia Photograph is a picture of a craft beer flight [read more ... ]

Cartographers Working to Determine if Center of the Universe Brewing Co. Is Actually the Center of the Universe

ASHLAND, Va. — A team of cartographers has set out to determine whether or not the local craft brewery Center of the Universe is in fact at the center of our universe. “The exact center of the universe is where the sun lines up directly with the [read more ... ]

Garden Grove Bartender Correctly Assumes Man with Neckbeard Going to Order Sadness Stout on Valentine’s Day

RICHMOND, Va. — Thanks to his ability to read context clues, a bartender at Garden Grove correctly deduced that a customer was planning to order the brewery’s Valentine’s Day themed beer, Sadness Stout, before he even got his order in. “When [read more ... ]

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