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September 26, 2020 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
October 22, 2020 in Statewide // Third Presidential Debate Sponsored by Depend
October 21, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Tourist in Shenandoah Determined to Feed Wildlife, Despite All of the Signs
October 20, 2020 in Statewide // Terry McAuliffe Furious Upon Learning Longtime “Hangover Nausea Cure” Is Being Discontinued
October 20, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Exhibitionist Leaf Very Excited for Upcoming Foliage Festival
October 19, 2020 in Richmond // Robert E. Lee Statue Scolded by Judge for Showing up To Court Wearing Graffiti
October 17, 2020 in Richmond // UVA Bro Tailgates Birth of Son in Hospital Parking Lot
October 16, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Park Rangers Issue Warnings After Hiker Encounters Pack Of Basic Bitches
October 15, 2020 in NoVA & DC // Op-Ed: I Used to Think Gentrification Was a Bad Thing, Then I Tried Korean BBQ Tacos With an IPA
October 14, 2020 in Richmond // Northam Kindly Asks Kidnappers to Wash Their Hands Before Dragging Him Out of the Executive Mansion
October 13, 2020 in NoVA & DC // Zillow Now Advertising Nuclear Blast Radius in Northern Virginia Listings

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Instagram Photo of Flight of Beer Wins Best Picture of Virginia Award

WAYNESBORO, Va. — Following a very tough competition involving artistic photographs taken all over the state, the Richmond Times-Dispatch announced today the winner of the 2017 Best Overall Virginia Photograph is a picture of a craft beer flight [read more ... ]

Cartographers Working to Determine if Center of the Universe Brewing Co. Is Actually the Center of the Universe

ASHLAND, Va. — A team of cartographers has set out to determine whether or not the local craft brewery Center of the Universe is in fact at the center of our universe. “The exact center of the universe is where the sun lines up directly with the [read more ... ]

Garden Grove Bartender Correctly Assumes Man with Neckbeard Going to Order Sadness Stout on Valentine’s Day

RICHMOND, Va. — Thanks to his ability to read context clues, a bartender at Garden Grove correctly deduced that a customer was planning to order the brewery’s Valentine’s Day themed beer, Sadness Stout, before he even got his order in. “When [read more ... ]

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