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Bristol Man Arrested for Bootlegging After Walking Case of Beer Across the Street
BRISTOL, Va. — Bristol resident Paul Clark was arrested yesterday after attempting to cross State Street with a case of beer, officials confirmed this morning. Clark had just bought a six-pack of Miller Lite on the Tennessee side of Bristol and [read more ... ]
Tourist in Shenandoah Determined to Feed Wildlife, Despite All of the Signs
SHENANDOAH NATIONAL PARK, Va. — Citing her bond with nature as ethereal and solidifying, Fredericksburg resident Jessica Thalmier is determined to feed the wildlife in Shenandoah National Park by any means necessary, sources confirmed Tuesday. [read more ... ]
Exhibitionist Leaf Very Excited for Upcoming Foliage Festival
WAYNESBORO, Va. — Whenever someone mentions the Waynesboro Fall Foliage Festival (WFFF), Scarlett A. Oak, a developed leaf from a local 77-year-old white oak tree, glistens with excitement. That’s because, at this year’s festival, Scarlett [read more ... ]
Following GWARbar Success, O.A.R. Bar Opens in Charlottesville to Much Fanfare, Bro
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — When GWARbar opened its doors in Richmond’s historic Jackson Ward, the city greeted it with open arms, thrilled to patronize a business celebrating a legendary musical act with local ties. In Charlottesville, a new bar has [read more ... ]
VCU Hipster Determined To Find Hiking Trail You’ve Never Heard Of
RICHMOND, Va. – After a long weekend spent bunkered in the library preparing for upcoming exams, VCU junior Randy Cadinell announced yesterday that he will be heading to Shenandoah National Park next weekend to hike a beautiful trail that no one [read more ... ]
Young Couple Unable to Reach Climax, Virginia
WHEREABOUTS UNKNOWN, Va. — During what was supposed to be a short weekend getaway, a new couple has found themselves in the unenviable and yet all too common predicament of being unable to reach Climax, Virginia. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]
Dillwyn Recognized With “Least Historic Place in Virginia” Award
DILLWYN, Va. — Describing the town’s past as completely void of any notable moments or people in the state’s history, the town of Dillwyn was officially recognized by state officials as the least historic place in Virginia this morning. [read more ... ]
God Postpones Apocalypse After Hiking Through Shenandoah Fall Foliage
HEAVEN — As his majestic voice beckoned throughout the clouds above, God announced yesterday that he has decided to postpone his forthcoming apocalypse until further notice after taking a hike through the autumn-colored wilderness of Shenandoah [read more ... ]
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