Browns Island

EPA Discovers Nutzy’s Love Nest on Mayo Island

Flaming Heap of Coal Named Grand Marshall for Dominion Christmas Parade

RICHMOND, Va. — In keeping with the company’s brand of environmentally reckless decisions, the grand marshal for the annual Dominion Energy Christmas Parade this Saturday will be a heap of burning coal, Dominion Energy announced today. [read more ... ]

Guy Named Norm Hates Going to Friday Cheers

RICHMOND, Va. — Expressing his distaste for being connected to the popular Cheers character, Church Hill resident Norm Sulley revealed that he hates going to Friday Cheers. RELATED (article continued below): Friday Night at The Beach House [read more ... ]

15 Tinder Dates Ghosted in Beer Line at Friday Cheers

RICHMOND, Va. — Friday Cheers is the perfect way to ring in the summer in Richmond as scores of young people flock to Browns Island for evenings full of fun and bands that your Mom heard on an NPR lead-in once. It’s also a great date idea given [read more ... ]

Dominion Energy Riverrock Festival to Feature New Coal Ash Obstacle Course

RICHMOND, Va. — Organizers for the tenth annual Dominion Energy Riverrock festival announced today the addition of a new coal ash-themed athletic competition to headline Saturday’s event lineup. The “Ash Bash 5k ObstaCoal Rumble” is expected [read more ... ]

Commuters Rejoice as Mayor Stoney Declares One Day Confinement of Monument Avenue Joggers

RICHMOND, Va. — In a remarkable overreach of mayoral power, Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney announced that Wednesday, September 19th will be the inaugural Monument Avenue Jogger Confinement Day. Claiming that the city’s commuters are in need of a [read more ... ]