Brunch

White Woman’s Brunch Plans Threaten Possibility of Attending Women’s March

ALEXANDRIA, Va. –– Completely torn between her feminist leanings and her love for brioche French toast, local white woman Ashley Evans fears that her upcoming brunch plans will interfere with her intention of attending the Women’s March on [read more ... ]

Tensions Rise As Group Text Enters 4th Week Of Brunch Negotiations

RICHMOND, Va. – Tensions within a local group text rose precipitously this afternoon following three weeks of failed negotiations for weekend brunch. The text conversation, named “Lit Fam,” includes close college friends Brad, Courtney, [read more ... ]

Russian Hackers Book All OpenTable Reservations in Richmond for Saturday Night

RICHMOND, Va. — City residents were disturbed to discover last week that it was nearly impossible to complete a weekend online restaurant booking in Richmond, and even more upset when it came to light that the difficulty was, in fact, due to [read more ... ]

Brunch Patron Unsure Of Different Fried Egg Styles

RICHMOND, Va. — Last weekend Bridget Kemper went out to brunch with a group of friends from graduate school. When they arrived and were seated, their server, Marissa King, came over to take their drink orders. King had just started working at the [read more ... ]