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American Idol Audition Bus Shows up in Richmond, Immediately Added to Pulse Route

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to facilitate the transportation to and from auditions, American Idol has added their official tour bus to the GRTC Pulse system, officials confirmed Monday. “Even though we just spent $65 million dollars on this [read more ... ]

First Date at Axe Throwing Bar Went Pretty Well

RICHMOND, Va. — Claiming that the severed limbs and copious amounts of blood only added to the excitement of their first date, two local singles had a pretty enjoyable night at a Carytown axe throwing bar, sources confirmed Tuesday. In an attempt [read more ... ]

Carytown Watermelon Festival to Offer Crisis Centers for Patrons Who Forget to Bring Their Dogs

RICHMOND, Va. — Citing the severe emotional distress that can arise from being without your precious pupper for longer than an hour, organizers for the Carytown Watermelon Festival have announced plans to offer dedicated crisis centers for patrons [read more ... ]

MoviePass Now Only Good for 6 A.M. Wednesday Showings at the Byrd Theatre

RICHMOND, Va. — Branding the move as “a unique twist on the midnight movie,” popular subscription-based movie ticketing service MoviePass revealed new changes to its existing plans, notifying Richmond area users that they will now be able to [read more ... ]

Archaeologists Discover Rare Parking Space In Carytown Court

RICHMOND, Va. — After years of rigorous search efforts that often seemed futile at best, dedicated archaeologist Bruce Murphy reported today that he has finally discovered an extremely rare and unoccupied parking space in Carytown Court. The [read more ... ]

Report: Area Man Considering Going to Bar After Seeing Bartender’s Facebook Post

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — After hours of scrolling through his lengthy Facebook feed, Crozet resident Matt Thompson is considering going to Commonwealth Restaurant & Skybar tonight after seeing a Facebook post from Connor Hanson. Hanson, a former [read more ... ]

Plan 9, Mellow Mushroom Collaborate on New Vinyl Pizza Platter

RICHMOND, Va. — In a collaboration between two popular Carytown stores, Mellow Mushroom and Plan 9 Records have announced a vinyl-plattered pizza, to be available in the coming weeks. According to Plan 9 General Manager Rod Smith, Plan 9 will send [read more ... ]

Ellwood Thompson’s Delivery Driver Accidentally Drops Off Weed Stash

CARYTOWN — What was intended to be a routine sandwich delivery run turned to chaos when Chris Lasica, an employee of local health food store Ellwood Thompson’s, mistakenly dropped off his weed stash instead of the hummus wrap that was ordered by [read more ... ]

VMFA Flaggers Seen Adding Snow to Cars With Liberal Bumper Stickers

RICHMOND, Va. — Following last night’s snowstorm, Confederate flaggers normally seen outside of the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts were spotted adding snow to cars with liberal bumper stickers. Sources confirmed that the perpetrators were members [read more ... ]