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Recent Richmond Transplant Calls Any Area He Goes to Drink “the Fan”

RICHMOND, Va. — It has been reported that new Richmond resident Zach Potter believes any and all bars in the Richmond area are located in the Fan. The disconnect was first discovered by Potter’s friend Bill Under while the two were out drinking [read more ... ]

Mayor Levar Stoney Seen Responding to Gig on Lindsey’s List

RICHMOND, Va. — In an admirable move toward helping the local neighborhood community, Richmond mayor Levar Stoney was seen today responding to an ad in the Facebook group “Lindsey’s List,” volunteering to help University of Richmond graduate [read more ... ]

Plaza Art to Accept Local Interns’ Experience as Legal Tender for Art Supplies

RICHMOND, Va. — Plaza Art on Grace Street is making a bold move into alternative currency and it’s not Bitcoin. The longtime purveyor of art supplies made an unprecedented move this week by officially accepting Experience as legal tender for its [read more ... ]

Local Man Couldn’t Give Rat’s Ass About Another Goddamned Festival in Richmond

RICHMOND, Va. — While Richmonders all over the metro region are feeling the festival spirit, Earl Lee Hardy really doesn’t give a shit. “Back in my day, we didn’t need a festival to celebrate every single damn thing on the fucking planet,” [read more ... ]

Bidding War for Coliseum Renovation Contract to Include Gladiatorial Style Combat

RICHMOND, Va. — A statement released yesterday announced that the competitive bidding war for contracts to renovate the Richmond Coliseum will be resolved through gladiatorial-style combat. When it was first announced that the City of Richmond [read more ... ]

Fan Resident Who Hasn’t Returned Air Bud 5 Relieved About Video Fan Closing

RICHMOND, Va. — Video Fan, a beloved video store that has served Richmond’s Fan District for over 30 years, recently announced that they are closing their doors. While the community mourns the loss of this neighborhood staple, one Fan resident [read more ... ]

Byrd Theatre Foundation Announces It Has Reached Funding Goal to Install “New Seat Smell”

CARYTOWN — Last week during their quarterly budget meeting, members of the Byrd Theatre Foundation announced that they had finally obtained enough subsidy to infuse the theater seats with “new seat smell.” “This has been a goal for a long [read more ... ]