Christmas
RVA Illuminates Just a Giant Illuminated Middle Finger To 2022
RICHMOND, Va. — Richmond Department of Parks, Recreation, and Community Facilities has announced that the 2022 RVA Illuminates will solely feature a giant middle finger directed toward this shitstorm of a year, officials confirmed Sunday. [read more ... ]
Supply Chain Issues Result in Pre-orders for Christmas 2058
Yankee Candle Christmas Gift Not Doing Enough to Save Failing Relationship
ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Local couple Ron Bell and Susan Higgins are entering year three of their relationship as they ramp up for yet another Christmas together. For the third year in a row, Higgins told Bell that she doesn’t want anything and just [read more ... ]
Terry McAuliffe Drunkenly Caroling Gets Through Three Bars of “Jingle Bells” Before Passing out on Porch
CHESTERFIELD, Va. — In an effort to get his former constituents in the holiday spirit, a heavily intoxicated former Gov. Terry McAuliffe only made it through the first few verses of “Jingle Bells” before passing out while going door-to-door [read more ... ]
Colonial Williamsburg Adds Second Candle To Grand Illumination Show
WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — Calling it a monumental boost to their annual Christmas extravaganza, the city of Williamsburg has announced the addition of a second candle to this year’s Grand Illumination event, sources confirmed Wednesday. [read more ... ]
Chesterfield Woman Buys “Shop Local” Tote Bag on Amazon
CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Drawn in by the gift’s heartwarming message during a troubling year, Chesterfield resident Brittneigh Kelley purchased a tote bag with the message “Shop Local” printed onto its side from Amazon, sources confirmed [read more ... ]
Out of Work Tysons Corner Mall Santa Takes up Back Alley Lap-Sitting
From now until Christmas, we’re donating any revenue from merchandise sales to the Holli Fund, which provides relief to Richmond food service workers in crisis. Check out the online store here: https://teespring.com/stores/the-peedmont. Learn [read more ... ]
Family Traveling From Fairfax to Richmond Leaves Now to Make It in Time for Christmas
FAIRFAX, Va. — Determined to make it to her mother’s house in Richmond by Christmas morning, Lydia Manderson and her family are leaving their Fairfax County home right now, sources confirmed Sunday. RELATED (article continued below): Ghost of [read more ... ]