Covid-19

Busch Gardens Issues One Month Lockdown for Italy Section of Park

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“We Don’t Know What’s in Those Vaccines,” Says Skeptic Who Snorted Coke From Stranger in Bathroom of The National

RICHMOND, Va. — Arguing that the COVID-19 vaccines were developed too quickly, West End resident and dedicated Umphrey’s McGee fan Kyle Taylor, who regularly did multiple types of drugs given to him by strangers while intoxicated during shows at [read more ... ]

Northam Promises Marijuana Joints Available for All Virginians by Summer

RICHMOND, Va. — Furthering the commonwealth’s initiative to get the population high in time for summer, Gov. Northam announced that every Virginian who wants a marijuana joint will be able to get one legally starting on July 1, the governor’s [read more ... ]

COVID-19 Defeats VCU, Moves on To Second Round of NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament

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Virginia Department of Health Confirms Craft IPAs Part of 1C Vaccine Group

RICHMOND, Va. — Stressing the importance of reducing the possible spread of COVID-19 from one bitter IPA to another, the Virginia Department of Health (VDH) has confirmed that craft IPAs are part of the 1C vaccine group, sources confirmed Sunday. [read more ... ]

New Poll Shows COVID-19 Vaccine Still Less Sought After Than Ukrop’s Fried Chicken

RICHMOND, Va. — Ukrop’s fried chicken is the only thing in Richmond more sought after than a COVID-19 vaccine, according to a study by the Greater Richmond Chamber of Commerce. RELATED (article continued below): Chicken Bones on Sidewalks [read more ... ]

Civil War Reenactment Troop Advised To Sanitize Hands Between Each Confederate Kill

MANASSAS, Va. — Hoping to avoid an unnecessary COVID-19 outbreak at an equally unnecessary event, the Virginia Department of Health (VDH) has advised a Civil War reenactment troop to sanitize their hands between each Confederate kill, sources [read more ... ]

Siné Irish Pub Holds One Year Anniversary Party for COVID-19 Breakout in USA

RICHMOND, Va. — In a means to celebrate nearing the end of the COVID-19 pandemic, Siné Irish Pub is hosting an anniversary party on the one year anniversary of the pandemic’s breakout, the restaurant announced Saturday. “It’s been one hell [read more ... ]

CDC Advises All Three Residents of Big Stone Gap To Remain Socially Distanced Until Pandemic Is Over

ATLANTA — Citing concerns of a possible outbreak among the handful of residents that live in the rural southwest Virginia community, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is advising all three residents of Big Stone Gap to keep [read more ... ]