Deer

Nobody Misses Guy Who Went Missing in Shenandoah National Park: “He Was Kind of a Dick”

SIMMONS GAP, Va. — Park rangers and rescue workers called off a search for Kent Bennet, a hiker who went missing in Shenandoah National Park yesterday, at the request of his friends, family, and coworkers, who unanimously claimed that Bennet was [read more ... ]

Shenandoah National Park Deer Just Not Feeling Photogenic Today

MCGAHEYSVILLE, Va. — Noting the creature seemed overly self-aware at the sight of a camera, multiple reports have confirmed that a deer in Shenandoah National Park isn’t feeling too photogenic today. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Confused Deer Wondering How In The Hell It Ended Up In Alexandria

ALEXANDRIA, Va. – After wandering through numerous residential neighborhoods and buzzing streets, a perplexed whitetail deer is wondering how in the living hell it ended up in the city of Alexandria. “I honestly don’t know how this could’ve [read more ... ]