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Dominion Buys Water Country USA; Uses Lazy River For Coal Ash Dump

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — Dominion Energy has announced plans to purchase Water Country USA, a popular Williamsburg water park, with the intention of using the well-known Lazy River ride to dump excess coal ash. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Dominion Energy Riverrock Festival to Feature New Coal Ash Obstacle Course

RICHMOND, Va. — Organizers for the tenth annual Dominion Energy Riverrock festival announced today the addition of a new coal ash-themed athletic competition to headline Saturday’s event lineup. The “Ash Bash 5k ObstaCoal Rumble” is expected [read more ... ]

Dominion Hires Ja Rule as Environmental Consultant for Riverrock Festival

RICHMOND, Va. — Dominion Energy has retained the services of rapper and amateur event planner Ja Rule to coordinate this year’s Dominion Riverrock Festival, sources confirmed Wednesday. Fresh off the success of 2017’s Fyre Festival, Ja Rule [read more ... ]

Trump Names Dominion’s Chief Lump of Coal as New Head of EPA

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has tapped former Dominion Energy executive and senior chunk of coal ash, Elliot Alesworth Bernard III, to replace the departing administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, Scott Pruitt, who resigned [read more ... ]

Dominion Changes Logo From Finger to “D”: “Now We’re Giving People the D”

RICHMOND, Va. — In a bold rebranding move, Dominion Energy announced they are changing their logo from the signature “hand with outstretched fingers” image to a large, striped “D.” Shelton Durrell, a spokesperson for Dominion Energy, [read more ... ]

Altria Study Finds Sponsoring Local Stuff Easier Than Not Killing Customers With Cancer

RICHMOND, Va. — A recent study released by Altria has found that sponsoring local events and buildings is cheaper and easier than simply not killing people with cigarettes. Altria, the parent company behind Marlboro Cigarettes and other [read more ... ]

Dominion Announces Plans To Move Entirely To Renewable Energy by 2030 Haha NVM JK LOL

RICHMOND, Va. – Dominion Energy, Inc., commonly referred to as Dominion, announced today that it would immediately begin implementing sweeping changes to its energy production & transfer processes as part of a massive, statewide initiative [read more ... ]

Richmond City Hall Announces “Two Steps Forward, One Step Back” Initiative

RICHMOND, Va. – According to a recent press release, Richmond City Hall plans to launch a new “Two Steps Forward, One Step Back” campaign in the capital city. “Ever since the mid-18th century, Richmond has struggled to earn its status as [read more ... ]

Chesterfield Power Outage Hailed As “Landmark Victory” For Renewable Energy

MIDLOTHIAN, Va. – In a milestone achievement for renewable energy, Dominion Power announced that Chesterfield County ran entirely off renewable power this weekend during a major power outage caused by the snowstorm. Dominion unveiled the move [read more ... ]