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Amanda Chase’s Dog Still Stuck Listening To Conspiracy Theories Throughout Facebook Ban

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Stressing that he is just an innocent canine caught in the crossfire, Remington, the dog of Sen. Amanda Chase, R-11, has been stuck listening to Chase’s conspiracy theories about various political topics since her ban from [read more ... ]

“So, What’s Your Story?” Asks Sulking Donald Trump To Guy Next To Him at 3rd Street Diner

RELATED: Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border ResortAmanda Chase Casts Vote by Shooting Trump’s Name on Ballot With AR-15Trump Drafts Chincoteague Ponies to Form First Space CavalryCDC Confirms 3rd Street Diner [read more ... ]

Biden’s Inauguration To Be Broadcast on Turner Classic Movies

WASHINGTON — Citing various demographic similarities, President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration will be broadcast exclusively on Turner Classic Movies (TCM), sources confirmed Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): Amanda Chase Casts Vote [read more ... ]

Biden Sworn in on Complete MAS*H DVD Box Set

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joseph R. Biden, Jr., who earlier today was sworn in as the 46th President of the United States, shocked Americans by forgoing a Bible and instead affirming his oath of office on a DVD box set of the hit television [read more ... ]

NRA Forced to 3-D Print Cash

FAIRFAX, Va. — In a desperate move to regain financial stability, NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch announced Monday that the NRA would begin 3-D printing its own money. In a January 15th bankruptcy court filing, the organization stated that it was [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Platform Reduced To Tailgating in Cracker Barrel Parking Lot

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Following a 60 day suspension from her official Facebook page for her participation in Wednesday’s riot at the Capitol Building in Washington D.C., Sen. Amanda Chase (R-11th) has shifted her outreach platform to tailgating in [read more ... ]

Capitol Police Hope They Weren’t Too Rude To Visiting Protest-Enthusiasts

WASHINGTON — Following a riot that resulted in pro-Trump insurrectionists storming and occupying Capitol Hill, the Capitol Police Department is hopeful that their response to the situation wasn’t too rude or intimidating, sources confirmed [read more ... ]

Leader of Free World Currently in Time Out

RELATED: Amanda Chase Casts Vote by Shooting Trump’s Name on Ballot With AR-15Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border ResortTrump Deports White House Christmas Tree for Being From CanadaBiden Opens [read more ... ]

Mob of Protesters Demand To Speak To Nation’s Manager

RELATED (article continued below): Amanda Chase Casts Vote by Shooting Trump’s Name on Ballot With AR-15Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border ResortTrump Deports White House Christmas Tree for Being From CanadaBiden [read more ... ]