Downtown Richmond

Inability to Understand GRTC Pulse Bus Lanes Thwarts Reopen Virginia Gridlock Protest

RICHMOND, Va. — The Reopen Virginia Rally scheduled this morning left organizers scratching their heads, as it seems that they were unable to figure out how the GRTC Pulse lanes actually work. RELATED (article continued below): CDC Confirms 3rd [read more ... ]

Citing Budget Shortfall, RVA Illuminates Downsized to Single Lite-Brite

RICHMOND, Va. — RVA Illuminates will be the latest victim of the city’s reported budget deficit. The shortfall has been attributed to a number of factors, including a series of questionable business dealings involving fondue bars, usage of [read more ... ]

Cast of Hamilton Checks Into Jefferson Hotel, Awkwardness Ensues

RICHMOND, Va. — The cast of hit Broadway musical Hamilton were deeply uncomfortable upon their arrival in Richmond as they realized they would be staying at the stately Jefferson Hotel for the length of their trip. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Jefferson Hotel Having Second Thoughts About Instituting Giant Jenga During Tea Time

RICHMOND, Va. — The Jefferson Hotel has served Richmond since 1895, bringing a high level of class and sophistication to the city and those wanting to take their marital infidelity to the next level. However, these past few months, in an attempt [read more ... ]

VCU Chili’s Promises Baby Back Ribs Will Have “20% More Baby” During Restaurant Week

RICHMOND, Va. — In preparation for the increased attention and business during Richmond Restaurant Week, the VCU Chili’s Grill & Bar has announced that it will soon be serving its famous baby back ribs with at least 20% more baby. RELATED [read more ... ]

Leaked Documents Reveal $1.4 Billion Coliseum Plan Includes Installation of Uneven Sidewalks and Potholes

RICHMOND, Va. — Details have started to come to light about Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney’s $1.4 billion dollar proposal for a new coliseum and downtown development plan after an anonymous source leaked several documents earlier this week. RELATED [read more ... ]

Graduate Hotel Refuses Entry to Man With GED

RICHMOND, Va. — Stating that they have worked too hard to allow in people of less advanced accomplishments, owners of Richmond’s Graduate Hotel recently refused admission to a patron with a GED. The Graduate Hotel, which opened in Richmond [read more ... ]

Broadway Market Place Wins First Michelin Star

RICHMOND, Va. — In what food critics are calling a major upset for the Richmond restaurant industry, shady downtown convenience store Broadway Market Place has been awarded its first Michelin star. The mini-market, which offers the standard range [read more ... ]