Edo’s Squid

Patron Permanently Banned From Edo’s Squid for Requesting an Ingredient Substitution

RICHMOND, Va. — What was intended to be a relaxing Saturday evening dinner at Edo’s Squid turned into chaos for Shannon Webster, who was escorted out of the establishment and permanently banned after requesting an ingredient substitution on her [read more ... ]

BREAKING: Server at Mamma Zu Smiles

RICHMOND, Va. — Last night, Danny Mable reportedly invited a group of his friends to meet at Mamma Zu for his 24th birthday. A total of eight people RSVP’d for the event. Initially it looked like it would be a laidback evening, but once the [read more ... ]

Russian Hackers Book All OpenTable Reservations in Richmond for Saturday Night

RICHMOND, Va. — City residents were disturbed to discover last week that it was nearly impossible to complete a weekend online restaurant booking in Richmond, and even more upset when it came to light that the difficulty was, in fact, due to [read more ... ]

Sparky Otter: “Only You Can Prevent Restaurant Fires!”

RICHMOND, Va. — Following an unusually high number of local restaurants that have been devastated by fires since the start of the year, the Richmond City Council unveiled a new mascot today that is intended to help educate the populace on how to [read more ... ]

“Shit’s Lit at Social 52!” Tweet Results in Immediate Evacuation, Fire Department Called

RICHMOND, Va. — Last night at 11:32 emergency response teams arrived at Fan watering hole Social 52 in response to what they feared was the latest in the recent chain of Richmond restaurant grease fires. What they discovered, however, when they [read more ... ]