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June 8, 2018 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
February 20, 2020 in Richmond // Belle Isle Used To Quarantine Coronavirus Victims, Creates Bitchin’ Good Times
February 19, 2020 in Richmond // Richmond Man Makes Fortune After Discovering Untapped Beard Oil Deposit
February 18, 2020 in Richmond // Amanda Chase Gubernatorial Campaign Announcement Interrupted by Thousands of Dead Birds Falling From Sky
February 17, 2020 in Richmond // We Dispatched Our Intern to Review Valentine’s Meat-Juice; Now Hiring Intern
February 16, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Study Finds 73 Percent of JMU Students Are Just People Planning to Transfer to UVA
February 15, 2020 in Richmond // Op-Ed: Doing Something and Nothing About Navy Hill Are Both Bad
February 14, 2020 in Richmond // New Wharf Restaurant Offers Congressional Mistress Menu After 10 P.M.
February 13, 2020 in Richmond // UFC Announces Upcoming Fight in Ellwood Thompson’s Parking Lot
February 12, 2020 in Richmond // Report: U of R Fan Screaming “Roll Spides” Not Actually Having a Stroke
February 11, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Study: Trip to Iceland Causes Lasting Damage to Instagram Feed, Friendships Overall

Fan

Fan Resident OK With Going Wherever for Dinner Tonight

RICHMOND, Va. — In a classic case of dining indifference, a local Fan resident is OK with going wherever for dinner tonight, sources confirmed Saturday. RELATED (article continued below): Fan Resident Trained For Seven Months To Complain About [read more ... ]

Delayed Pregaming At Fan Apartment Threatens Bar Hopping Itinerary

RICHMOND, Va. — Despite determined efforts to organize a timely social gathering, reports indicate that friends of Aaron Haskett have yet to arrive at his Fan apartment for a few drinks before embarking on a night of neighborhood bar hopping. [read more ... ]

CDC Declares Fan Resident “Patient Zero” For Nationwide Craft Beer Epidemic

ATLANTA, Ga. – After reviewing mounds of data and medical histories, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in Atlanta, Georgia announced today that they’ve been able to link the cause of a nationwide craft beer epidemic to a [read more ... ]

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