flaggers

Family Confuses VA Flaggers for Dixie Stampede, Gives Them Four Stars on Yelp

RICHMOND, Va. — A Pennsylvania family had a high-steppin’ good time on their way to Florida when they mistook a group of Virginia Flaggers for the Dolly Parton’s Dixie Stampede Dinner Attraction. The Kurtz family, weary from hours of northern [read more ... ]

Chesterfield Man Celebrates Fourth of July by Breaking Multiple Different US Flag Codes

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Chesterfield resident and self-described patriot Phil Henderson has begun his Fourth of July festivities as he does every year, by disrespecting and desecrating the flag of the United States in new and exciting ways. RELATED [read more ... ]

Local Monument Vandal Currently Taking Requests

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to bring diversity and creativity to the traditional practice of defacing Confederate monuments, Carytown resident Jimmy Lakash announced today that he is currently taking requests for upcoming acts of vandalism. [read more ... ]

VA Flagger Secretly Loves Not Having to Work on MLK Day

RICHMOND, Va. — A member of the Virginia Flaggers organization has reportedly reignited the debate over Martin Luther King Jr. Day, despite secretly enjoying every stinking work-free minute of it. RELATED (article continued below): VMFA Flaggers [read more ... ]

Robert E. Lee Tentacle Erotica Leaves Both Sides Confused, Aroused

RICHMOND, Va. — A new mural from an anonymous artist has sparked an uproar across Richmond’s political and social spectrums due to its bizarre and sexual depiction of one of the South’s most controversial historical figures. At the corner of [read more ... ]

Virginia Flaggers Erect Over I-64

IN THE MIDDLE OF A GODDAMN FIELD IN LOUISA, Va. — Members of the Virginia Flaggers stood at rigid attention and gave a full salute as a large Confederate flag was raised to flap in the breeze over Interstate 64 in Louisa County. Members of the [read more ... ]

VMFA Flaggers Seen Adding Snow to Cars With Liberal Bumper Stickers

RICHMOND, Va. — Following last night’s snowstorm, Confederate flaggers normally seen outside of the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts were spotted adding snow to cars with liberal bumper stickers. Sources confirmed that the perpetrators were members [read more ... ]

VMFA Seeks Proposals for Performance Piece to Replace Flaggers

RICHMOND, Va. — The Virginia Museum of Fine Arts (VMFA) is now looking for a replacement to their six-year-long running performance piece, “Flaggers.” The piece is a live-action exhibit, consisting of between three to ten individuals standing [read more ... ]