Garden Grove Brewing

Op-Ed: If PBR Wasn’t a Good Beer, Then It Wouldn’t Have Won the “America’s Best” Award in 1893

Listen up folks, because I’m here for one reason and one reason only, and that’s to help put an end once and for all to these craft beer bros failing to respect the proper brews that helped build the backbone of America. And no, I’m not [read more ... ]

Final Gravity Brewing Unveils Padow’s Hickory Ham Stout

RICHMOND, Va. — Stepping up its game to get into the holiday spirit, Final Gravity Brewing Co., in partnership with Padow’s Hams & Deli, announced the release of its seasonal Hickory Ham Stout this morning. RELATED: Support local journalism; [read more ... ]

Local Man Suggests Circuit for First, Second, and Third Date

RICHMOND, Va. –– Claiming that they have the best selection of retro gaming machines in Richmond, Fan resident Derrick Walker took Tinder date Ashley Price to local barcade The Circuit for their first three dates, sources confirmed Tuesday. [read more ... ]

Local Businessman Attends Punk Show at Strange Matter in Collared Shirt, Desperate to Prove He Hasn’t “Sold Out”

RICHMOND, Va. — In an attempt to prove his dedication to the scene, local investment banker, Matthew Wilhelm, 37, was seen awkwardly lingering near the bar at Strange Matter as he attended the concert of his third favorite local folk-punk band [read more ... ]

Cobra Kai Boys Seen Hanging Out at The Circuit Sweeping the Leg of DDR Dancers

RICHMOND, Va. — Witnesses have reported that members of the elite fighting dojo known as Cobra Kai have been spotted frequenting Richmond’s barcade, The Circuit. The popular Scott’s Addition bar and arcade combo opened last year and was warmly [read more ... ]

Garden Grove Bartender Correctly Assumes Man with Neckbeard Going to Order Sadness Stout on Valentine’s Day

RICHMOND, Va. — Thanks to his ability to read context clues, a bartender at Garden Grove correctly deduced that a customer was planning to order the brewery’s Valentine’s Day themed beer, Sadness Stout, before he even got his order in. “When [read more ... ]