News Peed

September 26, 2020 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
May 31, 2023 in Richmond // Joe Morrissey Adds 17-Year-Old Aspiring Law Student to Divorce Legal Team
May 18, 2023 in Richmond // New Chesterfield LEGO Facility Sparks Concerns Over Likelihood of Stepping on Random LEGO Pieces While Walking Barefoot
May 8, 2023 in Richmond // Youngkin Proposes Giving People Bulletproof Red Sweater Vests to Combat Gun Violence in Lieu of Gun Legislation
April 26, 2023 in Richmond // Humble City Landlord Raises Rent $20 Less Than Other Landlords as Way of Giving Back to Community
April 23, 2023 in Tidewater // Virginia Tea Party Dumps Cases of Bud Light Into Chesapeake Bay in Protest
April 19, 2023 in Richmond // Monument Avenue 10k Runner Realizes Halfway Through Course That It’s Not Worth the Social Media Post
April 18, 2023 in Statewide // Red Flag Warning Just Typical Day for Single Women of Virginia
April 3, 2023 in Statewide // Pit Stop at Ladysmith I-95 Rest Area Highlight of Trump’s Trip to Arraignment in New York City
March 30, 2023 in Tidewater // Busch Gardens Commemorates Anniversary of Fabio Incident by Giving Goose Free Ride On Apollo’s Chariot
March 28, 2023 in Blue Ridge // UVA Declares Three Days of Mourning Following Virginia Tech Victory Against Ohio State

Government Shutdown

Supervillain Jeff Bezos Uses Government Shutdown to Steal All National Monuments

WASHINGTON — Broadcasting live from the bowels of his new lair in Crystal City, Amazon CEO and unapologetic supervillain Jeff Bezos announced yesterday that he had taken advantage of the government shutdown in Washington to finally fulfill his [read more ... ]

Chesterfield Libertarian Maintaining Erection Throughout Government Shutdown

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — A prominent Libertarian and retired employee of the Pawnee, Indiana government has reported the current federal government shutdown has left him with a constant erection, sources confirmed Thursday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

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