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Report: Youngkin Promise To Eliminate the Grocery Tax Just a Ploy to Hoard All of State’s Rainbow Cookies for Himself

RICHMOND, Va. — The campaign for Republican gubernatorial candidate Glenn Youngkin is under fire following allegations regarding his proposal to eliminate the grocery tax, which, according to some sources, is merely a ploy to begin hoarding all of [read more ... ]

Northam Grants Death Penalty Exception To Executions at GWAR Shows

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to uphold a popular and longstanding tradition of the community, any abolition of the death penalty will not apply to executions at GWAR shows, Gov. Northam confirmed Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): Kim [read more ... ]

Terry Mcaullife’s Exploratory Committee for Governor Just Three Guys and a Case of Hardywood Singel

RELATED: “Who’s Running in This Bitch Again?” Asks Shitfaced Terry McAuliffe in Voting Line on Election DayTerry McAuliffe Dragged out by Event Security After Trying to Rush Presidential Debate StagePlastered Terry McAuliffe Asked for Third [read more ... ]

Official Corey Stewart Campaign Riverboat Docks Near Polling Location

RELATED: Biden Opens Competing Charlottesville WineryTerry McAuliffe Dragged out by Event Security After Trying to Rush Presidential Debate StageGOP Accuses Danica Roem of Bribing Voters With Earnest, Responsive [read more ... ]

Northam Kindly Asks Kidnappers to Wash Their Hands Before Dragging Him Out of the Executive Mansion

RICHMOND, Va. — Stressing the importance of safety first, Gov. Ralph Northam politely asked that any potential kidnappers please wash their hands before attempting to take him, the governor requested Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Kidnappers‌ ‌Lure‌ ‌Northam‌ ‌Into‌ ‌Van‌ ‌With‌ ‌Trail‌ ‌of‌ ‌Chesapeake‌ ‌Oysters‌ ‌

RICHMOND, Va. — Capitol Police thwarted an attempt to kidnap Governor Ralph Northam late Tuesday evening, uncovering a bizarre plot involving a windowless van and scores of fresh Chesapeake oysters, sources confirmed Saturday. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Terry McAuliffe Takes St. Patrick’s Day Off, Still Drunker Than Everyone at Siné

RICHMOND, Va. — Former governor, potential presidential candidate, and current Irish caricature, Terry McAuliffe, announced today that he would be abstaining from the usual St. Patrick’s Day celebrations. Despite this, early reports indicated [read more ... ]

The Peedmont Presents – Top 10 Articles Over 10 Years

The 2010s were full of dynamic stories and events, so we wanted to look back at some of the biggest highlights in the news over the past 10 years. Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort [read more ... ]

Ralph Northam And Justin Trudeau Couples Halloween Costume Draws Criticism

RICHMOND, Va. — As autumn approaches and excitement for Halloween grows, one couple sought to hit the ground running with what they called a “tasteful” couples costume of noted blackface enthusiasts, Governor Ralph Northam and Canadian Prime [read more ... ]