GRTC Pulse

GRTC Busses Install Truck Racks To Accompany Gas Guzzling Trucks

Driver of Stolen APC Ticketed for Driving in New Bus Lanes

RICHMOND, Va. — In the aftermath of the pursuit of a stolen tank-like armored personnel carrier (APC) from Ft. Pickett to downtown Richmond, the Richmond Police Department has confirmed that the suspect will be cited for driving the vehicle in the [read more ... ]

Inability to Understand GRTC Pulse Bus Lanes Thwarts Reopen Virginia Gridlock Protest

RICHMOND, Va. — The Reopen Virginia Rally scheduled this morning left organizers scratching their heads, as it seems that they were unable to figure out how the GRTC Pulse lanes actually work. RELATED (article continued below): CDC Confirms 3rd [read more ... ]

City Council Assures Citizens That Pulse Routes Will Be Expanded to Help Low-income Areas Reach Breweries in Scott’s Addition

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to finally solve one of the ongoing criticisms of the GRTC Pulse, officials have announced plans to expand the Pulse’s reach with additional routes from low-income neighborhoods to breweries throughout Scott’s [read more ... ]

Experts Suggest Not Going for Illegal Left Turn on Broad Street Even Though It May Cut Your Commute Time in Half

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that a shortened commute wasn’t worth the risks involved, experts at University of Richmond’s School of Broad Street Transportation are advising that motorists not attempt to make illegal left turns on the length of [read more ... ]

American Idol Audition Bus Shows up in Richmond, Immediately Added to Pulse Route

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to facilitate the transportation to and from auditions, American Idol has added their official tour bus to the GRTC Pulse system, officials confirmed Monday. “Even though we just spent $65 million dollars on this [read more ... ]

Richmond Residents Finalize Wills in Time for GRTC Pulse Launch Tomorrow

RICHMOND, Va. — As the long-awaited GRTC Pulse officially opens throughout Richmond tomorrow, the city’s residents have been busy getting their wills finalized in preparation for possible deaths associated with the new buses, sources confirmed [read more ... ]

Richmond Offering Comprehensive Classes to Explain GRTC Pulse Traffic Lanes

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to retrain residents to follow basic street signals and traffic patterns, Richmond city officials have started offering rigorous classes to help local drivers navigate around the GRTC Pulse traffic lanes. The Pulse, [read more ... ]

GRTC Pulse to Be Finished in Next Eon, Possibly Sooner

RICHMOND, Va. — In a recent announcement made through the official GRTC website, officials promised that the GRTC Pulse Project will definitely be completed in the next eon, but possibly sooner. This statement was issued after the timeline for [read more ... ]