Guns

Nick Freitas Shows Up Day Late to Lobby Day Pro-Gun Rally

RICHMOND, Va. — Wandering around the streets of Richmond with both a bewildered look and a Ruger Mini-14 dangling from his chest, Delegate Nick Freitas, R-30th, arrived a day late to the annual Lobby Day gun rally, officials confirmed Tuesday. [read more ... ]

Virginia State Police Storm Pro-Gun Caravan Following Reports of Armed Black Attendee

LOUISA, Va. — Claiming that they had avoided a potentially dangerous situation, Virginia State Police (VSP) touted their arrest of an armed black man who was part of a pro-gun rights caravan, sources confirmed Monday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Parallel Parking Nearly Thwarts Capitol Square Gun Rights Rally

RICHMOND, Va. — A massive demonstration by gun rights advocates at Capitol Square on Monday was nearly over before it began when thousands of participants found themselves incapable of parallel parking successfully. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Gun Advocates Reward Selves With a Pat on the Back After Not Shooting Anyone at Rally

RICHMOND, Va. — Following a rally in support of the Second Amendment that saw no violence, gun enthusiasts rewarded themselves with a pat on the back for not shooting anyone, sources confirmed Tuesday. The rally, which attracted thousands of [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Disappointed Right to Bear Arms Not Included in Equal Rights Amendment

RICHMOND, Va. — Calling it a “grievous omission” and “a clear dismissal of the fundamental differences between genders,” Sen. Amanda Chase (R-11) decried the proposed language of the Equal Rights Amendment (ERA) for making no mention of [read more ... ]