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Youngkin Calls for Ban on School Books That Teach About Origins of GWAR
FAIRFAX, Va. — Further adding to his anti-woke crusade, Gov. Youngkin has called for a ban on all school books that teach about the origins of metal band GWAR, sources confirmed Wednesday. “We want to make sure our children are not being [read more ... ]
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GWAR’s Blothar Publicly Receives COVID-19 Vaccine To Promote Importance of Alien Demon Health
RICHMOND, Va. — Hoping to influence other alien demons across the universe who may be hesitant to get vaccinated, Blothar, the lead singer of GWAR, publicly received the COVID-19 vaccine, the band confirmed Friday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]
Northam Grants Death Penalty Exception To Executions at GWAR Shows
RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to uphold a popular and longstanding tradition of the community, any abolition of the death penalty will not apply to executions at GWAR shows, Gov. Northam confirmed Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): Kim [read more ... ]
Kim Gray Makes Claim That Deceased Gwar Victims Voted Illegally in Virginia
RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to further substantiate claims of voter fraud in the 2020 Election, Councilwoman and former mayoral candidate Kim Gray has claimed that numerous victims of the Richmond band Gwar voted illegally in the commonwealth, [read more ... ]
Following GWARbar Success, O.A.R. Bar Opens in Charlottesville to Much Fanfare, Bro
CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — When GWARbar opened its doors in Richmond’s historic Jackson Ward, the city greeted it with open arms, thrilled to patronize a business celebrating a legendary musical act with local ties. In Charlottesville, a new bar has [read more ... ]
The National to Offer To-Go Concerts During Pandemic
RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to aid the community’s quarantine during the coronavirus pandemic, The National has announced it will be offering its upcoming concert schedule in a to-go format, the music venue announced Tuesday. RELATED (article [read more ... ]
Quarantined Museum District Neighbors Beautifully Sing GWAR’s “Saddam a Go-Go” From Balconies
RICHMOND, Va. — A group of quarantined neighbors on the 1900 block of Grove Avenue helped pass the time by singing Gwar’s popular song “Saddam a Go-Go” in unison, sources confirmed Tuesday. RELATED (article continued below): Following [read more ... ]
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