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September 26, 2020 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
February 4, 2023 in Richmond // Fat Dragon Chinese Kitchen and Bar Announces New Delivery Service
February 2, 2023 in Statewide // Opossum Not Hit by Car on Route 29, Signaling Six More Weeks of Unpredictable Weather
February 2, 2023 in Blue Ridge // Quaint, Picturesque Shenandoah Valley Town Probably Racist
January 28, 2023 in Richmond // Smug Fan Resident With Chicken Coop Even More Annoying Now
January 25, 2023 in Richmond // Classified Documents Found in Joe Morrisey Residence Showing He Has Seven More Kids Than He Thought
January 20, 2023 in Richmond // “People Moving From NOVA to Richmond Are Ruining Our City” Reports Guy Who Moved Here in 2018
January 14, 2023 in Blue Ridge // Aging Can of Bud Light Tearfully Watches as Local IPA Can Gets Font-of-Shelf Treatment Again
January 10, 2023 in Richmond // We Tried To Find Out What Amanda Chase Has Been up to Lately Then Remembered Who Gives a Shit
January 1, 2023 in Richmond // Responsible Gun Owner Fires 300 Rounds Into Night Sky To Celebrate New Year
January 1, 2023 in Richmond // Report: Fuck 2023

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Dave’s Matthew Band to Perform at Friday Cheers Tomorrow Night

RICHMOND, Va. — Organizers with Venture Richmond have announced that Dave’s Matthew Band will play a surprise concert tomorrow night during Friday Cheers, Richmond’s summer concert series celebrating music, community, and $14 IPAs. [read more ... ]

Punk in Drublic Festival to Feature Cigarette Stout and Huffing Glue Hefeweizen

RICHMOND, Va. — The Punk in Drublic craft beer and music festival will soon descend upon Richmond, bringing with it an eclectic group of punk bands and beers inspired by the scene. Local breweries such as Stone Brewing and Champion Brewing Company [read more ... ]

Local Businessman Attends Punk Show at Strange Matter in Collared Shirt, Desperate to Prove He Hasn’t “Sold Out”

RICHMOND, Va. — In an attempt to prove his dedication to the scene, local investment banker, Matthew Wilhelm, 37, was seen awkwardly lingering near the bar at Strange Matter as he attended the concert of his third favorite local folk-punk band [read more ... ]

GWAR’s Oderus Urungus To Be Newest Addition To Monument Avenue

RICHMOND, Va. – Speaking in front of an eager crowd gathered at the Virginia Capitol building, Mayor Levar Stoney revealed today that a statue of the notorious Oderus Urungus, famed lead vocalist from the local metal band GWAR, would be added to [read more ... ]

Ed Gillespie Walks Up to GWARbar, Sighs Deeply, Walks Away

RICHMOND, Va. — As the Virginia gubernatorial race enters its home stretch, candidates have been sighted all over the state pulling out all the stops to boost their numbers. Well, almost all the stops. In a recent attempt to win over some portion [read more ... ]

Dirtwoman’s Passing Causes City-wide Quirky Score to Plummet

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the untimely passing of Donnie “Dirtwoman” Corker, a staple in Richmond’s culture for over 30 years, experts are suggesting that the city has lost a significant amount of ‘quirky’ points this week. “He was [read more ... ]

Trump Transition Team Removes Levar Stoney’s “Awesome Summer Mix” Playlist From RVA Website

RICHMOND, Va. – In yet another controversial decision regarding social media control, newly inaugurated President Donald Trump ordered the removal of Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney’s Spotify playlist, titled Levar’s Awesome Summer 2k17 [read more ... ]

President Obama To Host Last Minute State Dinner At GWARbar

WASHINGTON, DC – According to a White House spokesperson, President Barack Obama is planning to host a spontaneous off-site state dinner at GWARbar in Richmond, Virginia. GWARbar, a small restaurant & bar in the historic Jackson Ward [read more ... ]

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