Happy Hour

University of Richmond Graduate Shocked to Find Out That VMFA Happy Hour Has Art

RICHMOND, Va. — A University of Richmond graduate, Bobby Huntington, has just realized that the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts (VMFA) has more than just a happy hour, but that it also displays art. Huntington, a Connecticut native, graduated from U [read more ... ]

New App Scrubs Tinder Pictures of Men Fishing, Women Shooting

ARLINGTON, Va. — In an attempt to alleviate a common issue with Tinder profiles, the developers behind the popular dating app have created a new expansion that helps eliminate the large numbers of photos showing men fishing and women shooting [read more ... ]

Incredibly Sober Toddler at VMFA Unaware That This Is Happy Hour

RICHMOND, Va. — Appearing as coherent as he typically is, local 3-year-old Taylor Hinson seemed to be stone cold sober at the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts’ (VMFA) happy hour, sources confirmed Wednesday. According to witness accounts, the [read more ... ]

DC Bar Bans Question ‘What do you do?’ Happy Hour Silent

WASHINGTON — Following a new ban on the common greeting “What do you do?” the patrons of a popular D.C. bar have gone silent, sources confirmed Sunday. Bar Charley, a lively spot for young professionals, instituted the policy last week in an [read more ... ]

Young Professional Tears Himself Away From Work Long Enough to Smugly Attend Happy Hour in Suit

FREDERICKSBURG, Va. — Stressing the fact that he’s just swamped at work, local young professional Justin Pullman managed to extricate himself from his desk for a few minutes to attend happy hour with his friends, sources confirmed Monday. [read more ... ]

Graduate Hotel Refuses Entry to Man With GED

RICHMOND, Va. — Stating that they have worked too hard to allow in people of less advanced accomplishments, owners of Richmond’s Graduate Hotel recently refused admission to a patron with a GED. The Graduate Hotel, which opened in Richmond [read more ... ]