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Breweries Adding Etch A Sketches and Hot Wheels to Compete With Barcades

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to compete with barcades, several breweries in the Richmond area have added Etch A Sketches, Hot Wheels, and some of the other games you played with when grounded from video games, sources confirmed Wednesday. Last [read more ... ]

Netflix Confirms Squid Game Was Inspired by Demand at Hardywood Gingerbread Stout Release Parties

LOS GATOS, Ca. — Noting the common theme of desperation amongst people seeking a grand prize, Netflix executives say that the highly-acclaimed Korean series “Squid Game” was largely influenced by the demand seen at release parties for [read more ... ]

Terry McAuliffe’s Campaign Funds Depleted After One Sunday Afternoon at Hardywood Brewery

RICHMOND, Va. — Evidenced by a bar tab that rivaled Jim Cramer’s investment portfolio, Terry McAuliffe’s funds for his gubernatorial campaign have been exhausted following an event at Hardywood Park Craft Brewery, sources confirmed Sunday. [read more ... ]

Brewery Patron Too Shy to Order Something Else After Sampling Disgusting Pilsner

RICHMOND, Va. — Museum District resident Brock Samuels was forced to endure a disgusting pilsner after being overcome with shyness at the prospect of ordering something else once he tasted a free sample of the pilsner, sources confirmed this [read more ... ]

Hardywood Releases 12 Variants of Gingerbread Stout That You’ll Have to Convince Yourself Are Different

RICHMOND, VA. — Citing public demand for one of the most popular seasonal beers, Hardywood Park Craft Brewery revealed plans to release 12 versions of their famous Gingerbread Stout, or GBS, that consumers will have to convince themselves do not [read more ... ]

Biden Assures Public That Richmond Economy Will Reopen in Time for Hardywood Gingerbread Stout Release

RICHMOND, Va. — Acknowledging that the anticipated release of Virginia’s favorite seasonal beer is imperative to the state’s economy, former Vice President Joe Biden told supporters at a Richmond rally that the city would fully reopen in [read more ... ]

Famed Richmond Pornstar “Hard E. Wood” Retires

RICHMOND, Va. — After a long and illustrious career, famed adult film star and Richmond native Hard E. Wood has retired from the industry. Having spent nearly three decades honing his craft, Wood was renowned for the sense of gravity that he [read more ... ]

Bernie Sanders’s Proposed “IPAs for All” Healthcare Plan Met With Criticism From Stout Community

AFTON, Va. — Senator and Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders presented his new beer-centric healthcare plan at a virtual rally, originally planned to take place at Devil’s Backbone Base Camp, on Monday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Unleashed Dog at Brewery Working as Unofficial Greeter for the Afternoon

RICHMOND, Va. — Showing unconditional love and affection to everyone who passed by him, Richmond-based dog Brutus took the unofficial position of greeter for the afternoon at Hardywood Park Craft Brewery, sources confirmed Sunday. RELATED (article [read more ... ]