Hillary Clinton

McAullife: “This is the worst hangover I’ve had since my 2014 inauguration”

RICHMOND, Va. — Following former Vice President Joe Biden’s triumphant victory in the 2020 Presidential Election, former Gov. Terry McAullife announced this morning that he is suffering from his worst hangover in years. “Man, we cracked [read more ... ]

Joe Morrissey Spotted in Voting Line With Brown Paper Bag Over His Head

HENRICO, Va. — Four years after his unsuccessful campaign as an independent candidate in Richmond’s 2016 mayoral election, Rep. Joe Morrissey (D-16th) was seen standing in line at his voting precinct wearing a brown paper bag over his head, [read more ... ]

“Surely there’s no way I can screw this up,” Kaine Says for the Second Time in Two Years

RICHMOND, Va. — With Senatorial candidate Tim Kaine leading in key counties throughout the Commonwealth against his opponent Corey Stewart, Kaine is understandably confident that there is no possible way he can mess up the upcoming election. [read more ... ]

Mayor Stoney Wears Cut-Off Slacks, Tie to Council Meeting

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to maintain his reputation as the “cool mayor” while still appearing professional, Mayor Levar Stoney wore cut-off pants and a tie to a recent Richmond City Council meeting, sources confirmed Friday. “Summertime [read more ... ]

Northam Grants Parental Leave to State Workers, Offers to Deliver Everyone’s Babies

RICHMOND, Va. — Gov. Ralph Northam has given Virginia state employees a new reason to get down and dirty. Through a pair of executive orders, Northam granted each employee up to eight weeks of paid parental leave. Northam made the new policy [read more ... ]

Millennials Expected to Flock to Polls After Gillespie Threatens to Raise Beer Taxes

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — New reports predict a significant increase in voter turnout for the 18-34 age demographic in the wake of Republican gubernatorial candidate Ed Gillespie’s recent campaign promise to increase taxes on beer sales throughout the [read more ... ]

Mechanicsville Resident Left With Bulk Order of Anti-President Clinton Stickers

RICHMOND, Va. — Elmer Hubbard, a Trump voter, was just as surprised as anyone else when the election results came rolling in. “The Lord has answered my prayers,” Hubbard said, “but not as to what I’m supposed to do with all these darn [read more ... ]