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September 26, 2020 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
March 30, 2023 in Tidewater // Busch Gardens Commemorates Anniversary of Fabio Incident by Giving Goose Free Ride On Apollo’s Chariot
March 28, 2023 in Blue Ridge // UVA Declares Three Days of Mourning Following Virginia Tech Victory Against Ohio State
March 20, 2023 in Statewide // Mechanicsville Pledges War on Nation if Trump Is Arrested
March 11, 2023 in Blue Ridge // Crozet Tourism Board Announces 2023 Town Slogan “Shit’s Lit AF, Get Here Fam”
March 7, 2023 in Statewide // New Kent County Offers to Rename Itself Buc-ee’s County in Bid for Popular Travel Store
February 25, 2023 in Richmond // “Just Be Careful in the City” Short Pump Father Reminds Son Before Going Out in the Museum District
February 21, 2023 in Richmond // High School Troubled When ‘Girl’s Career Fair’ Just Joe Morrissey Handing Out Business Cards
February 18, 2023 in Statewide // Amanda Chase Proposes Virginia Defense Forces Shoot Down Liberal Looking Cloud in Sky
February 12, 2023 in NoVA & DC // NoVa Officials Finalize State Border Wall To Protect From Possible Invasion of Philadelphia Eagles Fans
February 6, 2023 in Richmond // We Ranked the Best Parking Spots in the City That You Have 30 Seconds To Get To Before It’s Too Late

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Virginia’s Major Interstates, Ranked by Sexiness

While Virginia is known for a variety of fascinating topics, one particular aspect stands out like a glowing beacon of irresistible lust: infrastructure. So we did the research on Virginia’s major interstates, and have finally reached a [read more ... ]

“Speed Limits Aren’t Actually Enforced by Aircraft” Says Guy Who Just Fucking Got Here

LYNCHBURG, Va. — In what he presumably thought was an earth-shattering revelation, new Virginia resident Dan Bokman shared with some friends at a Lynchburg bar that he was “pretty sure speed limits aren’t actually enforced by aircraft on [read more ... ]

VDOT to Convert Downtown Expressway Into Closed Loop

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to combat the city’s worsening traffic conditions during rush hour commutes, the Virginia Department of Transportation (VDOT) has unveiled plans to convert the Downtown Expressway into a fully enclosed traffic loop. [read more ... ]

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